postal joke

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  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    A man was having an affair with another woman and his wife found out about it, so she told him "If you don't end it now I'm gonna go downtown to the post office where you work and tell everyone I see that you're a no good cheating filthy bum."

    The husband replied "You're gonna go downtown to the post office where I work and tell everyone you see that I'm a no good cheating filthy bum?" she said "Yea that's right".

    The husband held out an envelope and said "Mail this"
  2. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    What is so wrong about having an affair?
  3. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    well .. the guy was married? i think ?
    annndd...i guess it shall be okay ..if the wife has one her.. ;)

    jus kiddin ..

    p.s. it was just a joooooookeee..!!

    okay..another one for you..

    Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner.

    Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game.

    "Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is broke and if you don't fix it the food will go bad." Kate said.

    Paul yells back, "Who do I look like the GE man, I Don't think so."

    A little while later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the hall light, it's out."

    "Who do I look like an electrician, I don't think so, " Paul says.

    A few minutes later Kate says, "Honey, you need to fix the porch step before someone gets hurt on it."

    Paul quickly replies, "Who do I look like a carpenter, I don't think so."

    Frustrated, he gets up and leaves.

    He decides to go to a bar down the road.

    After the game was over, he began to feel slightly guilty for the way he treated his wife so he went on home.

    He comes up the porch and realizes that the step is fixed.

    He walked into the house and noticed that the hall light was fixed.

    He walked into the kitchen to get a cold beer and noticed that the fridge was fixed.

    Paul sees his wife and says, "Babe, how did you fix all this."

    She looked at him and said, "Well after you left I began to cry on the porch.

    A fine young man walked past and noticed I was crying and he asked me what he could do to help.

    He fixed everything.

    I asked him what I could do for payment.

    He said I could either bake him a cake or sleep with him."

    Paul says, "Well, what kind of cake did you bake him?"

    Kate looks at him and replies, "Who do I look like Betty Crocker, I don't think so!

    the woman also has a lil happy?
  4. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    where do u get such jokes
  5. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    in any mediocrely funny email forward...
  6. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    shishhhh ..don't burst the bubble.. ;)
  7. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    haha, I'm sowwy! I'll make up...I'll even contribute:

    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."
  8. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    haha i was just going to post that one... :p
  9. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    what took you so long? It was the first hit on google when I typed in funny jokes!

    You should make up your own jokes. Here's one:

    What is the difference between a Tom, a **** and a Harry?

    The **** usually wins.
  10. wylder

    wylder New Member

    ...or the D always ends up being the boss in the company :)

    Nice one...
  11. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    im i din google the jokes.. ^_^
    haha that one was good!

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