Post your favorite Knock knock jokes here...

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by rickkkyrich, Jun 14, 2012.

  1. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Knock, knock!

    Who's there?

    Me!
    Me who?
    That's right!
    What's right?
    Meehoo!
    That's what I want to know!
    What's what you want to know?
    Me who?
    Yes, exactly!

    Exactly what?
    Yes, I have an Exactlywatt on a chain!
    Exactly what on a chain?
    Yes!
    Yes what?
    No, Exactlywatt!
    That's what I want to know!
    I told you - Exactlywatt!
    Exactly what?
    Yes!
    Yes what?
    Yes, it's with me!
    What's with you?
    Exactlywatt - that's what's with me.
    Me who?
    Yes!
    Go away!
    Knock, knock...
     
  2. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Will you remember me in an hour?
    Yes.
    Will you remember me in a day?
    Yes.

    Will you remember me in a week?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me in a month?

    Yes.

    Will you remember me in a year?
    Yes.
    I think you won't.
    Yes, I will.
    Knock, knock!
    Who's there?
    See? You've forgotten me already!
     
  3. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Knock knock!

    Who's there?

    Little old lady?

    Little old lady who?

    Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
     
  4. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Knock knock

    Who's there?

    Tank.

    Tank Who

    You're Welcome
     
  5. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    haha!

    ise kehte hain zabarsdsti joke bnana!
     

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