Can't fckng sleep. Thinking of starting own radio station. Will rotate this kind of sht 24 7. Anybody could do it, but they'd lack me. "Radio Bangalore, mthrfckrs. Doin' ok? No? Me neither. Check this out, bitches who can actually make decent music." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4nWy8pmIM4
"Like that last one? No? Guess what. Fck you." This radio ideas's gonna go over big. Tellin' ya, they're gonna love me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1zsRRt1FWE
No screeners, call in and get it off your chest already. *ring* "Yeah?" "You're an *******." "Truth, thanks for the call and being honest. Next up, little Boston." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSR6ZzjDZ94
*ring* "Hello, Overkill show." "I want you." "You and everyone else." (motioning to studio engineer frantically, find out if she's legal and reasonably decent looking) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-rnmSQXE9Q
(rushing back into studio) "Wow, Floyd, can't beat 'em. Let's go a little older school." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrHBMJvoLm4
*ring* "'Lo, Overkill show." "I want you too." "...Female and reasonably decent looking?" "Yes." "Legal?" "..." *click* Next up, more old school sht. Little Hendrix, talkin' that way he do." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_IaCLTdWIc
*ring* "I want you too." (check her out) "Little Hendrix for the soul. Music salves the savage balls, boys. Don't trust me, give a listen." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYdq0ABH3so
*ring* "'Lo? Overkill show." "I want you." "Next up, American Pie." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
zzzZZZzzzZZZzzz *ring* "Heya welcome to the Overkill show!" "Dude, you post lame songs." "Are you female and reasonably good looking?" "No, I'm a musician in Mumbai who-" "Bombay ya mean?" "-who finds your taste in music atrocious." "Hey, guess what?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NVezhhCl34
*ring* (fck) "Yeah, hey, O-kill.". "I want you, but I wanna know, what's your most intense experience?" "...For real?" "Yes, please." " Staggering across the street a few minutes ago for more smokes." "Wow." "Yep. Kicked some homeless kids as well." "That's terrible." "May or may not be, too drunk to tell. Btw, you female? Eyes stare in same direction?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9h2m06sFQ
