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@dharma paaji.. hey dude..
hehe.. hope dis isnt offtopic

 

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:38:46 AM)
so where do u live ?

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five days to lose myself with friends but im nowhere without you has been added to the conversation.
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van halen wannabe says:? (12:38:58 AM)
i live in haryana

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:39:06 AM)
and wheres tht ?

van halen wannabe says:? (12:39:08 AM)
a village actually

van halen wannabe says:? (12:39:19 AM)
we have electricity today

van halen wannabe says:? (12:39:22 AM)
otherwise

shaun- There's blood on the moon as we plan our escape. The goddess in bloom, handcuffed and raped. ?? says:? (12:39:26 AM)
LOL

van halen wannabe says:? (12:39:33 AM)
it wouldnt have been possible for me to log on

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:39:57 AM)
u serious ? ??

van halen wannabe says:? (12:40:04 AM)
yes..

van halen wannabe says:? (12:40:11 AM)
i had a guitar made by my carpenter

van halen wannabe says:? (12:40:49 AM)
strings my mama got from abu dhabi

van halen wannabe says:? (12:41:07 AM)
he bought me 5-6 sets

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:41:17 AM)
haryana where is tht ?

van halen wannabe says:? (12:41:24 AM)
its in punjab..

van halen wannabe says:? (12:41:38 AM)
but i live in a smaller village close to haryana

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:42:00 AM)
punjab of india ?

van halen wannabe says:? (12:42:04 AM)
yes

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:42:12 AM)
okie

van halen wannabe says:? (12:42:19 AM)
we use tooth powder to brush our teeth

van halen wannabe says:? (12:42:26 AM)
and use the bark of a tree as a tooth brush

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:42:43 AM)
HAHA

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:42:45 AM)
u jokign ??

van halen wannabe says:? (12:42:50 AM)
no

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:43:07 AM)
then y do i feel like ur ?

van halen wannabe says:? (12:43:12 AM)
uhh

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five days to lose myself with friends but im nowhere without you has left the conversation.
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van halen wannabe says:? (12:43:25 AM)
we dont even get water properly out here

van halen wannabe says:? (12:43:32 AM)
dude..m just tellin u my probs

van halen wannabe says:? (12:43:35 AM)
and u think im jokin

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:44:05 AM)
aHan .. .

van halen wannabe says:? (12:44:09 AM)
yea

van halen wannabe says:? (12:44:36 AM)
im the only one in my village to go to an english school

van halen wannabe says:? (12:45:05 AM)
but ive been to china..

van halen wannabe says:? (12:45:16 AM)
and i stayed in shao lin

van halen wannabe says:? (12:45:27 AM)
i learnt a few styles

van halen wannabe says:? (12:45:49 AM)
*tiger s claw*

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:46:08 AM)
style of ?

van halen wannabe says:? (12:46:15 AM)
kung fu

van halen wannabe says:? (12:46:19 AM)
tigers claw

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:46:22 AM)
aHan ??

van halen wannabe says:? (12:46:39 AM)
but they kicked me out of there

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:46:45 AM)
y

van halen wannabe says:? (12:46:59 AM)
bcoz one of the monks caught me masturbating

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:47:25 AM)
hehe now tats a joke

(( Zohaib )) cOwbOy oF tHe ModErN dAY !!... says:? (12:47:34 AM)
were u mastubating in public ?:?

van halen wannabe says:? (12:47:46 AM)
no..the monks came to check on us one night

van halen wannabe says:? (12:47:57 AM)
and i had smuggled in dirty magazines

van halen wannabe says:? (12:48:13 AM)
he tore them up

van halen wannabe says:? (12:48:17 AM)
and asked me to leave

van halen wannabe says:? (12:48:25 AM)
then i trekked all the way to nepal.

van halen wannabe says:? (12:48:34 AM)
then i caught a bus to india from there

van halen wannabe says:? (12:48:41 AM)
and somehow made it back to my village

 

ahh..i cant post more..that convo isnt finished..
too bored to copy paste the rest..

subhro??where have u been dude??

 

hah, I still love you. Practice less, post more.


I hate that you can have only 500 chars in your sig.

 

And even less in the custom title :


What about this rule: Every post has to end with (10 characters)

 

I like that 'cos I can make 1337 10 char jokes which no one gets.

 

1337. That rings a bell. I dont know which bell though.

 

which came first the chicken or the egg?

 

Charles darwin!!!


He's closer to a chicken than to an egg.

 

egg came first coz i ordered it first.

now i must prepare myself for flaming.lol.

 

Dharmatma u bitch!
Badshaah of Nonsense.

:RollLol:

hey d00d, dont post any of OUR convo's :-S

 

go on .....CONTINUE WASHING DIRTY LINENS IN PUBLIC POOL........scoop news....
members.........no spy cam plz


rohit
astroguru26

 

^huh?
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cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:42:49 PM): pig n his wife go 2 a restaurent
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:42:54 PM): pig says 2 d waiter..
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:43:13 PM): "ek tatti fry, ek tatti masala, ek kadhai tatti aur ek malai tatti"
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:43:29 PM): hehe
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:43:30 PM): then
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:43:40 PM): pigess says "usme pyaaz mat daalna, mujhe badboo aati hai"
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:43:44 PM): :grin:
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:44:12 PM): muhahahahaha :RollLol:
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:44:22 PM): mast joke hai
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:44:26 PM): rofl rofl
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:44:35 PM): still rolling.....

the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:54:14 PM): i wake up at 6:15 and leave at 7:50
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:54:24 PM): cryptic???
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:54:27 PM): i hav to spend 20 mins for 2 numbaer....
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:54:35 PM): nahi to office mein pressure lagta hai
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:54:43 PM): iam flexible
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:54:47 PM): aur idhar tissue paper use karna padta hai
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:54:52 PM): time hai to aaraam se in no2
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:54:59 PM): warna jaldi bhi chalta hai
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:55:04 PM): ooo
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:55:07 PM): sad...
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:55:08 PM): :Laughing:
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:55:59 PM): lol
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:56:00 PM): but lately they have installed water outlets
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:56:18 PM): i jst went 4 2 mins.. aur yeh baatein start hogayi??
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:56:29 PM): u kno ones on comodes which throw water directly in ur ass....lol
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:56:32 PM): :Laughing:
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:56:35 PM): oh...sorry
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:56:40 PM): change the topic
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:56:47 PM): no it's ok...
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:56:57 PM): okie
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:56:58 PM): it was me rem, who told d tatti joke?? :grin:
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:57:21 PM): ok so lately wen i get pressure i use both tissue and water :grin:
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:57:31 PM): yea..Tat-T joke :RollLol:
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:57:36 PM): lol
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:57:46 PM): do u guys take newspapers n stuff 2 read inside??
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:58:01 PM): i play guitar inside
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 3:58:08 PM):
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 3:58:09 PM): LMAO!
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:58:10 PM): and its kinda fun in winters wen the water hits ur ass....moreover u cant sit properly coz da comode is chilling to
the_wizard (10/4/2005 3:58:53 PM): take sm mytery novels...it smoothens the path
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:01:09 PM): waie u all bhi try
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:01:14 PM): playing inside
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:01:14 PM): cypher
the_wizard (10/4/2005 4:01:17 PM): hahahahahaha
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:01:19 PM): try karna sunday ko
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:01:22 PM): subah subah
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:01:36 PM): releases a lot of stress
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 4:01:59 PM): dont temme u drink milk inside...
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:02:05 PM):
the_wizard (10/4/2005 4:02:06 PM): hmm teek hai
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:02:07 PM): nahin
the_wizard (10/4/2005 4:02:09 PM): sunday ko
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:02:12 PM): uski zaroorat nahin
the_wizard (10/4/2005 4:02:17 PM): nah...it'll immediately sm out
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:02:20 PM): sunday ho ya jab bhu chhuti ho
the_wizard (10/4/2005 4:02:34 PM): but ive noticed...chewing gum while crapping is fun
anshphenomenon (10/4/2005 4:02:42 PM): :Laughing:
cryptic_angel (10/4/2005 4:03:00 PM): lol
the_wizard (10/4/2005 4:03:58 PM): nahi serious...it makes the process smooth

there's more, but I think that's enough for now

 

fuk u :annoyed:

 

:Laughing:

this^^
smiley actually looks like an old man laughing...with no teeth

 

^that's ansh's fav smiley, along with numerous attempts to make
like
;0
;_
;;P

etc :

 

Aaargh! .. > .. Novel's n Chewing Gum make it smooth ?? perhaps chewing gum feels smooth n soft in ur mouth .. dats y u feel "its" smooth n soft in ur a.sshole too .. I'm not tryin by any chance though .. Aargh!

 

get ready for some action now cryptic...

 

@notty--or maybe u are just jelous because they didnt sit on u and take a crap.