Pick up lines

did u work on a chicken farm....
girl : what? why?

coz u really know how to raise cocks

 

"I wonder what our children will look like"---copyright urbandictionary.com

 

woman : excuse me do u have the time
u: i wonder if u have the energy

 

that works ...

n instead of saying i figured out u will come - try saying .. that was too easy (with a hint of contempt) ... n then u add your i knew / i figured etc ...

 

buddy u didn't gt the joke.....its if i fINGERED YOU LONG .......YOU WOULD CUM....
PUN INTENDED...

 

:RollLol:

i thought some typo was there

 

"Nice shoes....wanna screw"

 

boy to girl .......how are u
girl to boy......f*** u
boy to girl.....ok....wat's your rate

 

what about this one?

me: hey nice n cute ass
she: hello?
me: lemme sodomise u

 

or this one...

boy to girl: how r u
girl to boy: get lost
boy to girl: can't...ur too attractive

 

https://linesthataregood.com/pointy.html

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?
Do you take it up the ass?
Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?
Excuse me, have I ****ed you yet?
Excuse me. Do you want to **** or should I apologize?
Fancy a ****?
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
**** me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
**** me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
**** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
**** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a ****... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?
Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag!
Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs.
Hey baby, let's go make some babies.
Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have *** without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.
Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna ****?
Hi, wanna ****? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
I love you. I want to marry you. Now **** my brains out.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and **** you up and down.
I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I'm gonna have *** with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Let's bypass all the bull**** and just get naked. Not enough Enough
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
Nice shoes, wanna ****?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have ***?
Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
NOW, BITCH!
Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
*** is a killer...want to die happy?
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
Take off that dress and **** my brains out, you cave newt.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to **** you on the floor.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Wanna **** like bunnies?
We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and ****.
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Your face or MINE!?
Your place or mine?

 

Boy: pick a number between 1 to 10
Girl: 5
Boy: u loose.......now take off ur top

 

only for gals...
heads iam good and ill talk to u..tails ur good and will talk to me..call....

 

boy to girl: can i get your tel no.
girl to boy: f*** off
boy to girl: no...i prefer f*** you

 

Boy : Kya phatakdi, kuch karne ka kya?

Girl : Chal chal,... apni chaddi sambhal.


YEah yeah sad,........ but only these kinda ppl can actually go for such lame ways to get chics. So,.........suits puuurrrfectly.

 

is it hot in here or is it just you?

 

taken from yahooo msngr audibles.... :

 

^^ yup, yahoo messenger audibles.........they rock!

 

boy---- ur soooo beautiful

gurl----oh thanx....

boy----nah, dont thank me , thank my lying habit.../ *look at ur clock, see wut eva da time, xample 5.40* u kno wut, 1 doc told me that lying at 5.40 is good fo my halth...

 

me: *just about to say anything or a pickup line for that matter*
girl: yeah ok fine!!!!!!!
me: *about to say somethign once agian*
girl: yes we can go right now!!!!!!
me: *about to say something again .. but cant cuz she all over my face*
girl: you are the best shak!
me: thnx????!!!!???........
^^^ thats how i like it! hehehehe *evil*

P.S: neva happened in real life ... i am just letting off