perfect man

Discussion in 'Poetry and Lyrics Forum' started by rongbazzz, Feb 19, 2005.

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  1. rongbazzz

    rongbazzz F.U.C.K IS LIFE

    The perfect man is gentle
    Never cruel or mean
    He has a beautiful smile
    And keeps his face so clean.

    The perfect man likes children
    And will raise them by your side
    He will be a good father
    As well as a good husband to his bride.

    The perfect man loves cooking
    Cleaning and vacuuming too
    He'll do anything in his power
    To convey his feelings of love for you.

    The perfect man is sweet
    Writing poetry from your name
    He's a best friend to your mother
    And kisses away your pain.

    He has never made you cry
    Or hurt you In any way
    Oh, screw this stupid poem
    The perfect man is gay

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  2. Nirvanafreak

    Nirvanafreak Official Freak

  3. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    he he he... wht a poem !! :)..if this 's ur work.. its worth some reps :p:
  4. tejas

    tejas ..........

    Hehehe. That was funny.
  5. madhuresh

    madhuresh madhuresh

    hahaha...very funny
  6. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    this is an old joke/poem i read long ago on some other website
  7. write2madhur

    write2madhur dowdiegeekgizmofreak

    well the perfect man is someone who does many mistakes but never repeats the same.
  8. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    :grin: Awesome poem! Wonder how i missed it.
  9. rongbazzz

    rongbazzz F.U.C.K IS LIFE

    hehe thnx buddies
  10. rongbazzz

    rongbazzz F.U.C.K IS LIFE

    hehe thnx buddies
  11. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    :annoyed: i know u didnt write it..

    i'm closing this thread.
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