Parody - Nickelback - Photograph

Discussion in 'Poetry and Lyrics Forum' started by horsesmouth, Feb 18, 2009.

  1. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    Well I'd asked ppl to gimme chords for the original song, but no reponse

    So 'til then, thought I'd torment thou with this.......

    ChickkalPack - PhotoCarp


    Look at this Photograph,
    Everytime I do it makes me scoff,
    How did I end up in the Wanted List,
    Think 'cuz I failed in my every heist.

    And this is where I burgled first,
    Took me an hour to break the lock,
    I think I never ever went without,
    But that night I really forgot.

    And this is where I should've schooled,
    Most of the time I'd drugs n drooled,
    Criminal record says I sold it twice,
    They should've legalized the all-drugs' price.

    I wonder if it's too late,
    Should I go back and try to trade,
    Life's much better there outta jail,
    They should now lemme out on bail!
    Oh Oh Oh... Oh God I!


    Every memory of breaking-in from the back door,
    I was caught everytime outside the door,
    I think I failed it, time to run for,
    Your-Life!
    Your-Life!
    Every memory of trying from the front door,
    I found the Labrador pulling out my blood n' gore,
    It's hard to fight it, time to shout for,
    Your-Life!
    Your-Life!


    I'm used to stealing the radio,
    And sell it back to the owner's shop,
    I knew oneday how they found me out,
    The owner's brother was a fcukin' cop.

    Kim's the first girl I abducted,
    I was nervous for the plan I constructed,
    Seems no garage was empty that day,
    I could'nt keep the cops at bay.
    Oh Oh Oh... Oh God I!


    Every memory of breaking-in from the back door,
    I was caught everytime outside the door,
    I think I failed it, time to run for,
    Your-Life!
    Your-Life!
    Every memory of trying from the front door,
    I found the Labrador pulling out my blood n' gore,
    It's hard to fight it, time to shout for,
    Your-Life!
    Your-Life!


    I miss open air, I can't believe it,
    The prison sucks, so hard to escape it!
    If I could Relive those days,
    I know the one thing that would never change...
    (I really suck at stealin')


    Every memory of breaking-in from the back door,
    I was caught everytime outside the door,
    I think I failed it, time to run for,
    Your-Life!
    Your-Life!
    Every memory of trying from the front door,
    I found the Labrador pulling out my blood n' gore,
    It's hard to fight it, time to shout for,
    Your-Life!
    Your-Life!


    Look at this photograph,
    Everytime I do It makes me scoff,
    Everytime I do it makes me...
    X-(
     
  2. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    I know its lame cheap comedy......but cud'nt help posting my thoughts!
    :D
    but I'd like responses......
     
  3. augur

    augur I love bjr

    The original lyrics are lame enough..
     
  4. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    :D
    thnXXX dat was a gr8 compliment
     
  5. funny but yup lame
     
  6. horsesmouth

    horsesmouth Active Member

    oh..thank-you!
    atleast it made me laugh
    :))
     

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