Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by har1s, Feb 19, 2006.

  1. har1s

    har1s <b>Untitled</b>

    got these jokes in a forward...felt like sharing 'em wid u ppl... enjoy!!

    >>TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
    >>PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
    >>TEACHER : What are you talking about?
    >>PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
    >>TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
    >>PAPPU : Here it is!
    >>TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    >>CLASS : PAPPU!
    >>TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
    >>PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
    >>TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    >>PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
    >>TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
    >>PAPPU : I is...
    >>TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
    >>PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
    >>TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
    >>PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
    >>same time."
    >>TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
    >>Cherry tree,
    >>but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
    >>PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
    >>PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
    >>FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
    >>PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
    >>TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are
    >>wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
    >>PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like
    >>that at home.
    >>TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
    >>PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
    >>TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
    >>as your brother's. Did you copy his
    >>PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
    >>TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
    >>people are no longer interested?
    >>PAPPU: A teacher
  2. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    ^Uh, Old ones, but always good to read i guess.
  3. shak

    shak Harrr!

    hmm .. i hadnt read them before .. but yeah made me smile .. chuckle even .. nice ones haris ..
  4. khuram82

    khuram82 ......:mad:........

    :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:

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