got these jokes in a forward...felt like sharing 'em wid u ppl... enjoy!! >>TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? >>PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!! >>TEACHER : What are you talking about? >>PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O ! >>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. >>PAPPU : Here it is! >>TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? >>CLASS : PAPPU! >>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? >>PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" >>TEACHER : No, that's wrong >>PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! >>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". >> >>PAPPU : I is... >>TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." >>PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." >>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?" >>PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, >>same time." >>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's >>Cherry tree, >>but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't >>punish >>him?" >>PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" >>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? >>FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? >>PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? >>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are >>wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! >>PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like >>that at home. >>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before >>eating >>PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. >>*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same >>as your brother's. Did you copy his >>PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! >>-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- >>TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when >>people are no longer interested? >>PAPPU: A teacher
