Our country's real situation

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by slashboyin, Jun 28, 2006.

  1. slashboyin

    slashboyin New Member

    During the Cold War, if USA launched a nuke-loaded missile,

    Soviet satellites

    would inform the Soviet army in 3 seconds and in less than 5 seconds
    counter-missiles would be on their way.
    This was their scenario.................

    But if there is a nuclear war between India and Pakistan.

    The Pakistan army decides to launch a nuke-missile towards India.

    They don't need any permission from their government,
    promptly order the countdowns.

    Indian technology is highly advanced.

    In less than 8 seconds, Indian army detects the Pak Countdown and decides
    launch a missile in retribution.

    But they need permission from the Government of India.

    They submit their request to the Indian President. The President forwards it to the Cabinet.

    The Prime Minister calls an emergency Lok Sabha session. The LS meets,

    due to several walkouts and severe protests by the opposition,

    it gets adjourned


    adjourned indefinitely.

    The President asks for a quick decision.

    In the mean time,

    the Pak missile failed to take off due to technical failure.

    Their attempts for a relaunch are still on.

    Just then the Indian ruling party is reduced to a minority because a party that

    was giving outside support withdraws it.

    The President asks the PM to prove his majority within a week.

    As the ruling party fails to win the confidence vote,

    a caretaker government is installed.

    The caretaker PM decides to permit the armed forces to launch a nuclear missile.

    But the Election Commission says that a caretaker government can not take such a decision because elections are at hand.

    A Public Interest Litigation is filed
    in the Supreme Court alleging misuse of power by the Election Commission.

    The Supreme Court comes to the rescue of the PM,

    and says

    the acting PM is authorized to take this decision in view of the emergency facing the nation.

    Just then one of the Pak missiles successfully took off, but it fell 367 miles away from the target, on its own government building at 11.00AM.


    there were no casualties as no employee had reached the office that early.

    In any case, the nuclear core of the missile had detached somewhere in flight.

    The Pakistan army is now trying to get better technologies from China and USA.

    The Indian Government, taking no chances, decides to launch a nuclear missile

    of its own, after convening an all-party meeting.

    This time all the parties agree.

    Its three months since the army had sought permission. But as preparations
    begin, "pro-humanity", "anti-nuclear" activists come out against the Government's decision.

    Human chains are formed and Rasta rokos organised.


    California and Washington endless e-mails are sent to Indians condemning the

    government and mentioning "Please forward it to as many Indians as possible".

    On the Pakistan side, the missiles kept malfunctioning. Some missiles deviate

    from target due to technical failures or high-speed wind blowing over Rajasthan.

    Many of them land in the Indian Ocean killing some fishes.

    A missile (smuggled from USA) is pressed into service.

    Since the Pakistan army is unable to understand its software, it hits its original destination:


    Russia successfully intercepts the missile

    and in retaliation launches a nuclear missile towards Islamabad.

    The missile hits the target and creates havoc.

    Pakistan cries for help. India expresses deep regrets for what has happened and

    sends in a million dollars worth of Parle-G biscuits.

    Thus India never gets to launch the missile.

    Pakistan never gets it right.


    we live happily ever after:rock:
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  2. Oliver Varier

    Oliver Varier New Member

    Holy god, lol....
  3. UjSen

    UjSen *#!EVIL*!!

    HAHAHA:RollLol::RollLol: good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. Iraqita_EP

    Iraqita_EP New Member

    lmfao :RollLol:
  5. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Bad taste.
  6. slashboyin

    slashboyin New Member

    hey, each one has a different sense of humour.
  7. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

  8. angel_of_sin

    angel_of_sin bassist.....

    nice 1 dude :)
  9. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

  10. Funny yes, but joking aside lets hope and it never comes to this and Pakistan and India settle their differences amicably

    We must realize the only winners would be the the West if we go along this path.
  11. slashboyin

    slashboyin New Member

    ^totally agree with that. and not just india and pakistan but the whole world should settle their differences.

    "The world is but one country and mankind it's citizens." - Baha'u'llah
  12. Johny Bravo

    Johny Bravo The Boy Genius!

    In this whole scenario, the only affected IGTian wud be ME!!! Who happens to live in Islamabad currently. Damn u slashboy, im packing my bags!
  13. slashboyin

    slashboyin New Member

    not so easy to damn me. ;)
  14. ultrabot90

    ultrabot90 Like fishes need bicycles

    Thanda aadmi! (Cool man!)
    but before any war starts...I'ld better go undercover...
    cya! *teleport*
  15. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    ^ LOL esp since you are a n00b.
  16. ultrabot90

    ultrabot90 Like fishes need bicycles

    Huh??? Didnt get ya...though I might add that no one likes to be called a nOOb, Alpha. Its very irritating, specially for egoists (lol) like me. "If there is anything greater than my ego around here, I want in shot down this minute"-Douglas Adams (Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy)
    Anyways, I read that out for mom to see...she says its like baby's day out.
  17. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    ^ Why?
    I love being called a n00b.
    Better still - a n00blette.

    BTW have fun with number 42. :p:
  18. m_waleed86

    m_waleed86 KhaMosh GhuStAk


  19. ultrabot90

    ultrabot90 Like fishes need bicycles

    Oh please dont take any notice of me, I know you hate me. If you ignore me I shall probably go away.
    Marvin's my fav character. He's sooooo much like me. I think my life is bio-linked with his. Everyone hates ME!!!

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