one step forward... and two steps behind

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by jamhead, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    These are entries to a competition asking
    for a rhyme with the most romantic firstline but least
    romantic second

    (1) My darling, my honey, my wife...
    Marrying you screwed up my life.

    (3) Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,
    and so are you... But the roses are wilting, the
    violets are dead,the sugar bowl's empty and so is your

    (4)Of loving beauty you float with grace...
    If only you could hide your face.

    (5) Kind, intelligent, loving and hot...
    This describes everything you are not.

    (6)I want to feel your sweet embrace...
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

    (7)I love your smile, your face, and your eyes...
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies

    (8)I see your face when I am dreaming...
    That's why I always wake up screaming.

    (9)My love you take my breath away...
    What have you stepped in to smell this way.

    (10)What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime
  2. apurbajd

    apurbajd ~#$&*$@*^$

    Got in a mail long back but still... good one ... :)

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