obsession

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by arniehawk, Apr 26, 2012.

  1. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with threeyoung women and their small children.
    "You all have obsessions," he observed.
    To the first woman, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
    He turned to the second woman. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
    At this point, the third woman got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, d!ck,let's go."
     
  2. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    hahahhaa.. :p
     
  3. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Hey nandy what's ur obsession?
    :)
     
  4. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Richard...
     
  5. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    nice one!!
     
  6. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    oooh..my boyfriend.. :/
     
  7. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Dayum, no one got me ...
     
  8. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    yup ..and no one asked u to explain too..awwww..!!
     
  9. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    okk i thought u would say poetry
    :)
     
  10. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth


    oh so you're one of those obsessive girlfriends. that changes everything.
     
  11. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    you don't get sarcasm that easy..nahi /?
     
  12. Morbid_Angel

    Morbid_Angel Sid the sloth

    maybe if you practice and learn to use it properly i'll latch on a bit quicker
     
  13. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    i'll try ..surely..and practice on a lot more harder.
     
  14. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    @ Nandy u are asking morbid to learn sarcasm, according to me sacarsm unki ragoh mein daud ta hai :p (He is like Father of Sarcasm)
     
  15. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

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    Oh boy!
    http://tinyurl.com/6rmuce

    I am surrounded by morons ...
     
  16. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    Of course, I got you! I just didn't think I was part of the target audience for that one though.



    I did also think the joke would have been much more clever if the last mother had said "Let's go, Richard"
     
  17. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Hmmm, yes it was intended for the others
    :'(

    And yes Lets go Richard would've been real good. (For people who can apply some brainpower, for the rest who keep their brains at home ... *tsk tsk*)
     

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