Nursery Rhymes

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  1. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    Nursery Rhymes you wish ur kids never learn :grin:

    JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
    To have a little fun.
    Stupid Jill forgot the pill
    And now they have a son.

    Her father shot it dead.
    Now it goes to school with her,
    Between two hunks of bread.

    HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings’ horses,
    And all the kings’ men.
    Had scrambled eggs,
    For breakfast again.

    HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun.
    Then died of electric shock.

    GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
    Kissed the girls and made them cry.
    And when the boys came out to play,
    He kissed them too ’cause he was gay.

    And my personal favorite………..

    There was a little girl who had a little curl
    Right in the middle of her forehead.
    When she was good, she was very, very good.
    But when she was bad……..
    She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
  2. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Looks like its nursery rhymes for satan's children from reptilian death.
  3. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    the version of jacknjill i heard was>>
    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    to have some hanky panky.
    Silly Jill forgot her pill
    And now there's little Franky. :p:

    and 1 more naughty version>>

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    And planned to do some kissing.
    Jack made a pass
    and grabbed her ass
    Now two of his front teeth are missing

    ur humpty dumpty was the funniest...heeeheh.. :grin:

  4. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

  5. tejas_9889

    tejas_9889 New Member

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    To get a pail of water
    nobody saw and what they did
    came down with a daughter
  6. tejas_9889

    tejas_9889 New Member

    my signature is also a nursery rhyme
  7. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    lol , nice ones - i never thought bieng in IGT would be so educating :)

    nice version !!!
  8. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    Nostalgia.....those nursery days!!!!!!!! he he he
  9. faiqgaint.

    faiqgaint. .: Fat Ass Mama's Boy :.

    the tabs are
    Mary Had A Little Lamb
    E ------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
    B ------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
    G ------------------------------------|----------------------------------|
    D --------------------------------0-0-|----------------------------------|
    A -2-0---0--2--2--2--0--0---0--2------|-2--0---0--2--2--2--0--0--2--0----|
    E -----3------------------------------|------3-------------------------3-|
    Mar-y had a li-tle lamb lit-tle lamb lit-tle lamb

    Merrily We Roll Along
    Mer- ri- ly we roll a -long roll a- longroll a-long Mer-ri-ly we roll
    a- long o'er the deep blue sea

    Three Blind Mice
    E -------------------------------------------------------------------------
    B -------------------------1-1-0-0-1-----1-1-0--0-1-----1-1-0--0-1---------
    G ---------0------0------0------2---0-0-0------2---0-0-0------2----0-0-----
    D 2-0--2-0---3-3-2-3-3-2----------------------------------------------2-0--
    A ---3----3--------------------------------------------------------------3-
    E -------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

    Old McDonald Had A Farm

    F Bb F C F Bb F
    C F
    E -1--1--1-------------5--5--3--3--1----1--1--1--------------5--5--3--3-1
    B ---------1--3--3--1----------------1-----------1--3--3--1--------------
    G -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    D -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    A -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    E -----------------------------------------------------------------------
    Old macdonald had a farm eeIeeIo and on this farm he had some chicks eeIeeIo

    E -----1--1--1------1--1--1---1--1--1--1--1--1---1--1--1--1---1----1-----|
    B -1-1---------1--1------------------------------------------------------|
    G -----------------------------------------------------------------------|
    D -----------------------------------------------------------------------|
    A -----------------------------------------------------------------------|
    E -----------------------------------------------------------------------|
    With a chick chick here and a chick chick there here a chick there a chick
    every where a chick chick

    E -1--1--1------------5--5--3--3--1-------|
    B --------1--3--3--1----------------------|
    G ----------------------------------------|
    D ----------------------------------------|
    A ----------------------------------------|
    E ----------------------------------------|
    Old mac don ald had a farm ee I ee I o

    London Bridge
    London bridge is falling down falling down London bridge is falling down My
    Fair lady

    Polly put the kettle on
    Polly put the kett le on Polly put the ket tle on Pol ly put he ket tle
    on, We'll all have tea
    Sukey take it off a gain, Sukey take it off a gain, Sukey take it off a
    gain, They've all gone away
    vini likes this.
  10. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    lol..faiq..the only thing left out was tabs..u made this thread complete heehe..gud gud! m wondering if i shud rep u :think:

  11. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    you shud ...
  12. vini

    vini Repeat Offender

    i just

  13. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    Now this thread should be shifted to English Songs Forum....i guess!!1
  14. tejasi

    tejasi Perfection Personified

    Jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
    God knows what they did up there
    But they came down with a daughter!! :D
  15. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    ok this isnt eaxtly a nursery rhyme but it still desercves palce here - saw this in the simpsons:

    joy to the world
    the teachers are dead
    we barbecued their heads
    wat happened to their bodies?
    we flushed them down the potty
    and round and round they go... and round and round they go.. and round and round and round they go..

    thats joy to the world btw..
  16. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    @tejasi .......thats an old one....he he
  17. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:
    Hilarious...smsed it to everyone..........was funny coz i imagined it happening :boxed: :Lighten: :boff:

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