Nursery Rhymes you wish ur kids never learn :grin: JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill And now they have a son. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings’ horses, And all the kings’ men. Had scrambled eggs, For breakfast again. HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock. GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too ’cause he was gay. And my personal favorite……….. There was a little girl who had a little curl Right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very, very good. But when she was bad…….. She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
the version of jacknjill i heard was>> Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. : and 1 more naughty version>> Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his front teeth are missing ur humpty dumpty was the funniest...heeeheh.. :grin: tahda!!
Jack and Jill Went up the hill To get a pail of water nobody saw and what they did came down with a daughter
the tabs are Mary Had A Little Lamb E ------------------------------------|----------------------------------| B ------------------------------------|----------------------------------| G ------------------------------------|----------------------------------| D --------------------------------0-0-|----------------------------------| A -2-0---0--2--2--2--0--0---0--2------|-2--0---0--2--2--2--0--0--2--0----| E -----3------------------------------|------3-------------------------3-| Mar-y had a li-tle lamb lit-tle lamb lit-tle lamb Merrily We Roll Along E---------------------------------|---------------------------------------| B---------------------------------|---------------------------------------| G----------------------------0--0-|---------------------------------------| D-2-0--0--2--2--2--0--0--0--2-----|-2--0-----0--2--2--2--0---0--2---0-----| A----3----------------------------|-------3-----------------------------3-| E---------------------------------|---------------------------------------| Mer- ri- ly we roll a -long roll a- longroll a-long Mer-ri-ly we roll a- long o'er the deep blue sea Three Blind Mice E ------------------------------------------------------------------------- B -------------------------1-1-0-0-1-----1-1-0--0-1-----1-1-0--0-1--------- G ---------0------0------0------2---0-0-0------2---0-0-0------2----0-0----- D 2-0--2-0---3-3-2-3-3-2----------------------------------------------2-0-- A ---3----3--------------------------------------------------------------3- E ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Twinkle Twinkle Little Star E--------------------------------------------------------------------------- B--------------------------------------------------------------------------- G---0-0-2-2-0------------0-0---------0-0-------------0-0-2-2-0-------------- D------------3-3-2-2-0-0----3-3-2-2-0---3-3-2-2-0--------------3-3-2-2-0-0-- A3-3--------------------3-------------------------3-3---------------------3- E--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Old McDonald Had A Farm F Bb F C F Bb F C F E -1--1--1-------------5--5--3--3--1----1--1--1--------------5--5--3--3-1 B ---------1--3--3--1----------------1-----------1--3--3--1-------------- G ----------------------------------------------------------------------- D ----------------------------------------------------------------------- A ----------------------------------------------------------------------- E ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Old macdonald had a farm eeIeeIo and on this farm he had some chicks eeIeeIo E -----1--1--1------1--1--1---1--1--1--1--1--1---1--1--1--1---1----1-----| B -1-1---------1--1------------------------------------------------------| G -----------------------------------------------------------------------| D -----------------------------------------------------------------------| A -----------------------------------------------------------------------| E -----------------------------------------------------------------------| With a chick chick here and a chick chick there here a chick there a chick every where a chick chick E -1--1--1------------5--5--3--3--1-------| B --------1--3--3--1----------------------| G ----------------------------------------| D ----------------------------------------| A ----------------------------------------| E ----------------------------------------| Old mac don ald had a farm ee I ee I o London Bridge E-----------------------------------------|--------------------------------- B-----------------------------------------|--------------------------------- G-0--2--0----------0-----------------0----|--0--2--0----------0-----0------- D---------3--2--3-----0--2--3--2--3-------|-----------3--2--3----0-----2---- A-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------3- E-----------------------------------------|--------------------------------- London bridge is falling down falling down London bridge is falling down My Fair lady Polly put the kettle on E-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------- B-----------------------------------------|-------------------------------- G-0-2-0-----------------------------------|-0--2--0------------------------ D-------3--2--0-------0--2--0-------------|---------3--2--0------2--------- A---------------3--3----------3--2--0-----|-----------------3-3----0--2--3- E-------------------------------------3-3-|-------------------------------- Polly put the kett le on Polly put the ket tle on Pol ly put he ket tle on, We'll all have tea Sukey take it off a gain, Sukey take it off a gain, Sukey take it off a gain, They've all gone away
lol..faiq..the only thing left out was tabs..u made this thread complete heehe..gud gud! m wondering if i shud rep u :think: tahda!!
Jack n Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water God knows what they did up there But they came down with a daughter!!
ok this isnt eaxtly a nursery rhyme but it still desercves palce here - saw this in the simpsons: joy to the world the teachers are dead we barbecued their heads wat happened to their bodies? we flushed them down the potty and round and round they go... and round and round they go.. and round and round and round they go.. thats joy to the world btw..
:RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: Hilarious...smsed it to everyone..........was funny coz i imagined it happening :boxed: :Lighten: :boff: