Nice guys finish last?

I'm really hope you're kidding because that's believable.

 

A real man would make her fix him a sandwich.

 

*edit* Wrong thread

 

I was rather pleased with myself for coming up with that...and that too spontaneously.

 

what du u mean? i want response from petunia tho.

 

Only if you make that face.

actually this one:

 

Dude, the best way to get a woman is to be multi-talented. You have to be able to do everything...EVERYTHING.



and who get's all the ladies? Peter Crouch.


Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you for the second time....

PETER CROUCH MADNESS!























https://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/multi-talent-crouch-p1.php










Now that, I say THAT is a man <3

 

I think i want a new couch.

 

@carlos: check your inbox

 

dat guy started da whole fight.............kill HIM!!!!!!!

 

@bjr whoa! man i didnt knew peter crouch was so multi talented

 

Jay-Z, back in the day when he used to be cool, once said-

"If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son- I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one"

 

@haunting your meant to be taking the piss out of us poor fustrated males not joining in the moaning