News Flash - The Year 2029

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  1. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    News Flash: The Year 2029

    Here's how things will be in 2029.

    * Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh
    country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California.

    * Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and

    * Baby conceived naturally. . . scientists stumped.

    * Couple petitions court to reinstate hetero***ual marriage.

    * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory
    of the
    Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

    * Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10
    years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

    * France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.

    * Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported
    legally! ,
    but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

    * George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

    * Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and
    mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

    * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight

    * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

    * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter
    they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

    * Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

    * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil

    * Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

    * New federal law requires that all nail clippers; screwdrivers; fly
    swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

    * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
    contributions to campaign accounts.

    * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

    * Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine
  2. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!


  3. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    baby concieved naturally..........
  4. nadish

    nadish Active Member

    Well all points 2 b noted... :):):):):):)
  5. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~



  6. shak

    shak Harrr!

    * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil

  7. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~

    In 2029 a man will have all the knowledge stored in his brain by Human-brain and Computer interface.:secret:
  8. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    LOL:) Nice points Lord:)
  9. g8 ones lord
  10. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Mexifornia, LOL:)

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