News Flash: The Year 2029 Here's how things will be in 2029. * Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California. * Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. * Baby conceived naturally. . . scientists stumped. * Couple petitions court to reinstate hetero***ual marriage. * Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). * Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. * France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica. * Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally! , but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. * George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. * Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. * 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. * Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. * Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed; they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. * Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. * Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. * Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. * New federal law requires that all nail clippers; screwdrivers; fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. * Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. * IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. * Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine
In 2029 a man will have all the knowledge stored in his brain by Human-brain and Computer interface.:secret:
