Music joke of the day

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by rickkkyrich, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me; I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight." E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural. Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. without Coda at an upscale correctional facility.
  2. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Where do you get such stuff?
  3. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    Internets... social networking sites mostly ..
  4. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    ye joke tha?? :p
    i mean..t e c h n i c a l i t y!!!
  5. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    It wasn't technical ... it was all musical :D
  6. komal29

    komal29 New Member

    that was a unique stuff..nice
  7. mak2aure

    mak2aure New Member

    Great joke. Really funny......

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