Metal Genres

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  1. slashboyin

    slashboyin New Member

    Copy paste from another forum ;-)

    HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the
    dragon, drinks some beers and f*cks the princess.

    GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely
    undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

    POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes
    from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted

    THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the
    princess and f*cks her....... easy and quick.

    FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing
    accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the
    dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without
    the princess.

    VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with
    his mighty mighty axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death,
    loots the castle and burns it down before he leaves.

    DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, f*cks the
    princess and kills her, then leaves.

    BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and
    impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess,
    drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales
    the deflowered princess.

    GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his
    guts in front of the castle, f*cks the princess and kills her....then
    he f*cks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts,
    f*cks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and f*cks it
    for the last time.

    DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and
    thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits
    suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well.

    PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a
    solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the
    protagonist goes to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all
    the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the
    princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL"

    GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's
    appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and
    tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

    INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat,
    makes obscene gestures towards the dragon, and gets escorted out of
    fairy tale land by security guards.

    CHRISTIAN METAL: The protagonist rides in on his way home from church
    and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus
    loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is
    immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the
    protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having ***
    before marriage."
  2. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    MOd metal : the protagonist dressed up as a moderator comes from the hell fcks this thread closing it saying stop making threads for stupid forwards n the two of you will live happily ever after...


  3. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Or protagonist starts talking about how he hates all other music forms, and how everything is "recycled".
  4. hate_breeder

    hate_breeder worms r shcarryyy :'(

    Nu Metal : Protagonist arives infront of dragon and starts to rap out all F***ing stupid things in his baggy outfit. he, princes and dragon write a song without solo based on one chords and their life sucks
  5. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    ^no, princess, protagonist and the dragon go to walmart with their mothers' SUV
  6. vishalj

    vishalj Banned

    Stand up Metal: Protagonist arrives and basically insults the dragon and princess for listening to metal, then he takes the dragon home.
  7. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Satanic Metal - The protagonist claims he is a satanist, gets scared by roaches and earthworms and declares he raped the princess after rescuing her from the dragon and listens to extreme metal.
  8. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    X-TRA HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the
    princess, drinks some beers and rapes the dragon.
  9. taxyse

    taxyse t3h.

    true nu metal- the protagonist arrives headbanging...has two chords playin in the backin track...the princess eyes him suspiciously..considers the dragon a better option and runs away with him...our hero is still headbangin
  10. dennis

    dennis The Bhangra King

    LoL, thats Extreme Metal

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