Men are Like ...

what you have to say about women...

Women are like....????

 

Women are like...Guitar
Agar untuned hogien to ghanto barbaad tune karne mein

 

U can tune them instantly using Digital Tuner(can be anythin .. Money, Diamonds..etc etc ) agar ho to tune ekdum aaraam se

 

Women Are Like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

...fine wine.
They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.

 

^^Horses and PC's really true.:grin:

 

@varshu didi, horses sounds very dirty.......:shock:

 

Women are like the ship .. Titanic ..

They make you trust them with their love and gives you hope of a beautiful journey throughout but at the end of the journey you know its all crap and they just sink you all the way down ..

 

@disturbed... sorry..

 

YEah yeah,.... men are like Super-Man

 

ok all posts are gud. BUT I M Confused! how da heck the chocolate bar reaches to ur "HIPS" and woh bhi straight!!!? i think u shud correct it to lips.

 

fact accumulation foo'!

 

oyee...u r a girl or boy:

 

Women are like...rainbow
they fill your life with colours occasionally

 

Women are like...rainbow
they fill your life with colours occasionally

 

A study says men are like hermit crabs
True or False?












They are quite crabby
most of the times.

 

I'm crabby when I'm alone....

 

:boff:
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I think that smiley is the most offensive thing I've seen on the internet.


And Donald Duck....how could you!

 

Pssstt... :secret: that was YOU and Donald.

*giggles*

 

yes, I know that. How could you possibly accuse Donald Duck of sodomy?