Men are Like ...

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  1. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    Men are like.....Coffee.
    The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

    Men are like.....Chocolate Bars.
    Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

    Men are like.....Blenders.
    You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

    Men are like.....Coolers.
    Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

    Men are like.....Copiers.
    You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

    Men are like.....Curling irons.
    They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

    Men are like.....Government bonds.
    They take so long to mature.

    Men are like.....High heels.
    They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

    Men are like.....Horoscopes.
    They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

    Men are like.....Lava lamps.
    Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

    Men are like.....Laxatives.
    They irritate the shit out of you.

    Men are like.....Mascara.
    They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    Men are like.....Mini skirts.
    If you're not careful, they'll creep up on your butt.

    Men are like.....Noodles.
    They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.

    Men are like.....Parking spots.
    The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

    Men are like.....Plungers.
    They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

    Men are like.....Popcorn.
    They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    Men are like.....Placemats.
    They only show up when there's food on the table.

    Men are like.....Snowstorms.
    You never know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get or how long he will last.

    Men are like.....Used Cars.
    Both are easy-to-get, cheap, and unreliable.

    Men are like.....Vacations.
    They never seem to be long enough.

    Men are like.....Weather
    Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
  2. zoomingrocket

    zoomingrocket TeChNiCaL AdMiNiStRaToR

    I guess..everyone of us fits somewhere.. ;)
  3. Broken_heart

    Broken_heart New Member

    @Zoom yep i can c xcatly whr i fit!
    Good one...
  4. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    umm I never thought i was so similar to a chocolate bar :eek::
  5. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    but not a few but All Men are Like The Weather:)
  6. knight_guitar

    knight_guitar Lead Guitarist

    Trust .. me !! if u replace.. "men" with "women" there.. u'll find the actual post quite interesting..!! and real
  7. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    ^Applies to both........
  8. knight_guitar

    knight_guitar Lead Guitarist

    Especially "horoscope, lava lamps, laxatives etc."
  9. BubblyMartini

    BubblyMartini !!!HAWM

    Keep saying that to urself..
    mayb that'l console you Men:p:
  10. knight_guitar

    knight_guitar Lead Guitarist

    is it !! or .. truth actually hurting u @ martina ;)
  11. notty_lad

    notty_lad sudo undress

    ^^^Ur talking bout TRUTH :RollLol:
  12. knight_guitar

    knight_guitar Lead Guitarist

    Notty i think ur high on .. chocolates today..
  13. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    ^Pardon me, was that supposed to be an insult or were you sarcastic or............anything?
  14. knight_guitar

    knight_guitar Lead Guitarist

    ^^ and u commenting on my post ?? or something like that ? (cause i don't think there was anything related to u i said there)
  15. akkyy21

    akkyy21 #%@!$&

    Oh,.. c'mon,.. now thats 110% the other way round.!
  16. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Yes i was referring to your post.
  17. knight_guitar

    knight_guitar Lead Guitarist

    So is ur name is "notty" ?
  18. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    You know what, forget it. I wonder why i even ask.
  19. knight_guitar

    knight_guitar Lead Guitarist

    It's ok ..

    (and sorry about my bad typo)

    Beside u don't need to get into everything @ disturbed..
  20. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    ^If i didnt, i wouldnt be me :grin:
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