Got in email..too good to share...===== > Marketing Startegies > Professor at IIM was explaining marketing > concepts: > > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. > > You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" > > That's Direct Marketing. > > > > You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a > > gorgeous girl. > > One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at > > you says, "He's very rich. Marry him." > > That's Advertising. > > > > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. > > You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call > and > > say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." > > That's Telemarketing. > > > > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten > > your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. > You open the door for > > her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then > say, > > "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?" > > That's Public Relations. > > > > > > You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and > > says, > > "You are very rich.." That's Brand Recognition. > > > > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm > > rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. > > That's Customer Feedback !!!!! > > > > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am > > very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband > > That's demand and supply gap. > > > > You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you > > say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you > ------------ > > > she is your wife ! > > That's competition eating into your market share > >
