Management Lessons ....

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by bob-bobby, Jan 29, 2005.

  1. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!


    Lesson Number One
    A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit
    saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing
    all day long?"

    The crow answered "Sure, why not."

    So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
    All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

    Management Lesson:
    To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high

    Lesson Number Two
    A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
    the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the

    "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the

    "They're packed with nutrients."

    The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave
    him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree.
    The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second

    Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of
    the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,who shot the
    turkey out of the tree.

    Management Lesson:
    Bull**** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.

    Lesson Number Three
    A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the
    bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field.

    While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
    As the f rozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to
    realize how warm it was.

    The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and
    happy and soon began to sing for joy.

    A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
    Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of
    cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him!

    Management Lessons:
    1) Not everyone who drops **** on you is your enemy.
    2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend.
    3) And when you're in deep ****, keep your mouth shut!
  2. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Amazing set of lessons bobby:)
  3. Subhro

    Subhro Argentina lost :"(

    :nw: management guru - bob bobby :nw:
  4. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member

    Bobby = The new Arindam Choudhary...

    Rok sako, tabhi bhi nahin rok paoge...

  5. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Reminds me of the dude who wrote Panchatantra, Vishnu Sharma
    Bobby=New Age Vishnu Sharma teaching us the principles of management by using animals as the characters. Hail the Guru:):)
  6. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~

    That's great Bob......
  7. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    w0w that were great lessons bobby .. i luved the last one...

    good goin bobby...
  8. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~

    Hey, the Management people get such type of lessons, that's why they are so much bamboo givers.
  9. shak

    shak Harrr!

    very nice bob....i think these lessons not only apply to management but also to normal day to day life as well
  10. fictional_real

    fictional_real Pyaasi Jawani

    ok bob....loads of bull**** by u..:p:
  11. guns n roses

    guns n roses Pro Guitarist

    Bob have you met Bill gates??
  12. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~

    Hey, our Bob is a genius so Bill Gates will come and meet Bob.
  13. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Umm........that's a bit too much, dont ye think Sanjay?:p:
  14. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~

    No no. Bill Gates doesn't know Bob or couldn't explore him but if he would have known him, surely Bob would have been one of the Directors in Microsoft. lolz......
  15. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    Oh yeah, i guess Bill Gates is the crow.............:p:
  16. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~

    hehehe lolz........ That's great......
  17. Asmodeus

    Asmodeus New Member

    @ Disturbed = If Gates is the Crow, dont that mean that Bill Gates may be the one who kills Bobby in 16 days, hehehehehe???

  18. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    @Asmodeus:shock: IT'S ALL A PLAN, IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST BOBBY!!!!!!(dont forget to include me in your will bobby)Sorry, off-topic, but had to say that.
  19. Sanjay Mazumder

    Sanjay Mazumder ~..::MASTERMIND::..~

    Hey again U two are quarreling in this thread for Bob's will. Don't worry, you just continue quarreling and I would be taking everything........hehe
  20. guns n roses

    guns n roses Pro Guitarist

    If bobby died, maybe they'd name their hometown after him.

    Bob-Bob-Bobby, Nigeria, Africa, :p: :rock:

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