MANAGEMENT LESSONS ------------------ Lesson Number One ***************** A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson Number Two ***************** A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer,who shot the turkey out of the tree. Management Lesson: Bull**** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. Lesson Number Three ****************** A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the f rozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him! Management Lessons: 1) Not everyone who drops **** on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep ****, keep your mouth shut! ****************************************************************
Reminds me of the dude who wrote Panchatantra, Vishnu Sharma Bobby=New Age Vishnu Sharma teaching us the principles of management by using animals as the characters. Hail the Guru
very nice bob....i think these lessons not only apply to management but also to normal day to day life as well
No no. Bill Gates doesn't know Bob or couldn't explore him but if he would have known him, surely Bob would have been one of the Directors in Microsoft. lolz......
@ Disturbed = If Gates is the Crow, dont that mean that Bill Gates may be the one who kills Bobby in 16 days, hehehehehe??? IT'S ALL A PLAN... ITS A FKIN CONSPIRACY AGAINST IGT
@Asmodeus:shock: IT'S ALL A PLAN, IT'S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST BOBBY!!!!!!(dont forget to include me in your will bobby)Sorry, off-topic, but had to say that.
Hey again U two are quarreling in this thread for Bob's will. Don't worry, you just continue quarreling and I would be taking everything........hehe