Man Vs Woman - a never ending Story....

:beer: nat

 

did u get my mail...

 

lol.. da mood seems 2 b upbeat in here. bet u r gonna 4get abt yer results n all dat tension dis way, nats.... n yea, 3 cheers 2 evrybody whoz posted in here.... :beer: :beer: :beer:

 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off.. Others would have said ROTFLMAO and Americans would have said

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

 

Hey Nats??

results out..or still painful wait??

anyways..dont worry..u will definitely pass out with flying colours..

TOO much to nahi hua na??

All the best..

Hye Bob ...no joke for today..lets start the proceedings of this thread...

 

hey guys , here u go

Men see the telephone as a communication tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.

A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

 

more

Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons. Men in a restrooms will never speak a word to each other.

Women use restrooms as social lounges. Women who've never met will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends.

 

Her Story/His Story

Girl and boy are having a relationship of about four months now. One Friday night they meet at a bar after work. They stay for a few, then go on to get some food at a local restaurant near their respective houses. They eat, then go back to his house and she stays over.

Her story:

"Well Ed was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it, but the conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately, so we go to this restaurant and he's still a bit funny and I'm trying to cheer him up and start to wonder whether it's me or something so I ask him and he says no but you know I'm not really sure, so anyway, in the cab back to his house I say that I love him and he just puts his arm around me and I don't know what the hell that means because you know he doesn't say it back or anything so when we get back to his my I'm wondering if he's going off me and so I try to ask him about it but he just switches on the TV and so I say I'm going to go to sleep and then after about 10 minutes he joins me and we have sex, but he seemed really distracted and so afterwards just want to leave and I dunno I just don't know what he thinks anymore, I mean, do you think he's met someone else???"

His story:

"Shit day at work. Great shag later."

 

hey g gal & nat , hear this one - special one for u gals

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

he he

take care

 

wats so damnd funny?! :annoyed:

 

n yea, chek dese out.. got loads more comin.. luv em... :beer:

* Q: How do men sort their laundry?
A: "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

* Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler.

* Widows are not the only people who have late husbands.

 

Your response to the gmail thing..

 

y wud u find wat i said so funny newayz?

 

I sent that to piss you off.. Others didnt get the joke.. Nat happily responded saying nice one jay..

 

Little Fuel to the Fire

Scientist revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100 percent of them gained weight, talked incessantly without making sense, and couldnt drive.
No further testing is planned.

 

he hehe........ way to go g_gal..... me will fight back 2....... :beer:

 

thanx, nat... here r a few more...

* Nowadays, the only place a single woman can find the best man is at a wedding.

* How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.

* What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

 

way to go g gal , well we wont give up .......... gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............

 

chill out guys , Bob is back...............

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.

 

hey guys , cheers to everyone in the house .......

this is the 100th posting of this thread , never thought the flames wld be so furious ......

nw , its been fun for everyone i guess & ppl did n joyd it ...

hey nat , g gal , way to go , we wont be pulled back........... ggggggrrrrrrr

cheers , :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

:rockon: :rock:

lets continue :argue:

BOb....