Man Vs Woman - a never ending Story....

Q: How do you keep a gal from reading you email??
A: Dont give her you Gmail Password.. He he..

 

..... ....gud 1....

 

Someone else will respond to it real soon....

 

hey guys -

REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. A guitar has a volume knob
2. If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one
3. You can make a guitar scream as loud as you want it to
4. You can unplug a guitar
5. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more
6. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset
7. You can finger a guitar in public and get applause, not arrested
8. You can have a guitar any color you want and no one will care
9. You can make your guitar as tight as you want it just by turning a peg.
10. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it
11. You can use four fingers at a time on a guitar
12. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set
13. You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to *your* liking
14. If you scratch a guitar's back, it's unintentional, not required
15. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free
16. It's good to have a guitar that's stretched out.
17. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
18. You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
19. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
20. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
21. A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

:beer: :beer: :beer:

 

hey gurls - dont bother , would post one on ur side , n joy

REASONS WHY WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN GUITARS

1. Women are more fun when the power goes out
2. You can't get your guitar wet
3. Ever try to screw a guitar?
4. The input to a guitar is only 1/4"
5. A guitar won't beg to be played
6. It's no fun to tie your guitar to a bed and spray whipped cream on it
7. When playing a guitar, you can use your teeth, but not your tongue
8. Guitars aren't very aggressive
9. A guitar won't play you back
10. You need two hands to make a guitar scream
11. A guitar won't scratch *your* back
12. A guitar won't drive you home if you're too drunk
13. A guitar doesn't care who plays it
14. You can't play two guitars at once
15. You can't fall in love with a guitar (well, maybe you can, but they can't love you back)
16. It's a lot more fun to stretch out a woman than guitar strings.
17. Guitar lessons aren't free and aren't as much fun.
18. If you really *do* want little guitars, you have to buy them.
19. You can't marry a rich guitar.
20. Even a good guitar won't usually last a whole lifetime.
21. Guitars don't taste very good.
22. A guitar won't give you head.

cheers :beer:

 

but all said and done

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

 

Amazing ones dude

 

Bob seems to be obsessed with Men VS Women...
3/4 of his posts are in this thread only!!

 

as the title says - its a never ending story & prob u shd agree with that mars...

 

Hmmm..
Completely in agreement..

 

hehe.. absolutely awesome 1s, nats.. :beer: luvd dose.. so true, really..

 

JAY!!!! lol.. cmon! mean... i DINT read yer mails.. really.. juz da "welcum 2 gmail" thingy...

 

nice 1s, bob...

 

ur welcome g gal , wheres nat - am just waiting for her comments ( which i am sure will come ) ....

so u see i like women too......

hehe

take care

 

me is here... me is here.... nice ones' bob.... .....esp the one abt the eng. proff.... :beer:

 

there u go , 3 cheers for nat ,,,, hip hip hurray,,,,,,

hey but r u still shakin or you forgot abt ur results ....... he hehe

 

nope me is still shaky n nope i haven't forgotten abt my results... just thought of taking a break from being all edgy n shaky.. ......

 

n ya.... hip hip hurray to me..... hip hip hurray to u ... hip hip hurray to g_gal... hip hip hurray to jay.... hip hip hurray to mars.... n every1 else whose contributed to this thread ..reallyyy sorry if i've missed out u'r names..... ......

 

mars as it said that ive contributed 3/4 of this thread -

nat ? wheres my hip hip hurray , cant take a sorry for that...

 

hey when i said hip hip hurray to u.... that was meant for u bob..... how could i forget u... u're the one who started this thread buddy..... ......