Looks Funny....but..... Is It What Our Nation Be 50 Years From Now.....

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  1. fat_kax

    fat_kax Kickin Ass Since 1989 !


    An excerpt from Emcee's diary exactly 50 years from now

    Ahmedabad, 30 April 2056: I attended the bash at the IIM-OBC Alumni
    Association to celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the reservation of
    seats for OBCs (Other Backward Castes) in IIMs. Since I'm not an OBC, I
    was not supposed to attend, but at present, we MBFCs (Moderately Backward Forward Castes) together with the Non-Scheduled Tribes have a political alliance with the OBCs. We sipped champagne and talked about how so many of us had progressed from reserved seats in the IIMs to reserved jobs to reserved promotions. Unfortunately, the party broke up when a Non-scheduled Tribes faculty member objected to the OBCs dancing with all the pretty girls - he wanted equal opportunities for every caste at each dance. I pointed out that the Non-scheduled Tribes had exceeded the quota of champagne reserved for them. The party ended in a pitched caste battle.

    1 May 2056: Today, I became president of the IIM Board of Directors.
    Under the present rotating presidency system, a member of each caste is made the president by turn. When it was the turn of the MBFCs for president, they had to choose me because I'm the only MBFC on the campus. True, I'm only the campus dhobi, but then every caste must be given an equal opportunity. All those centuries of oppression by the OSBFCs (Only Slightly Backward Forward Castes) and the OFCs (Other Forward Castes) must be rectified. I hope to restore the high standards at IIM - I overheard some foreigners calling it the Indian Institute of Morons, the other day.

    2 May 2056: They've announced the cricket team for the series against
    Australia. I was overjoyed when they chose an MBFC man as captain. But my hopes were dashed when I realized he was a Most Backward Forward Caste and not a Moderately Backward Forward Caste. The selection committee lamented that it was gross discrimination that no member from the Jarowa tribe (the Stone Age tribe in the Andamans) had ever found a place in the Indian cricket team. A squad has since been dispatched to the Andamans to capture a Jarowa tribal to play in the national team. I hope he will improve their performance - they had an innings defeat against the Maldives recently. I would have played myself except for the fact that I lost a leg some years ago when I was in hospital with a toothache and a doctor recruited through the Unscheduled Caste quota extracted my leg instead of my tooth.

    3 May 2056: There are too many NFCs (Neo-Forward castes) in the IT
    business. Under the terms of the Business Reservation Act, their firms
    will now be taken over by the other castes. I hope they will be able to
    restore the Indian IT industry back to its former glory. For some
    unfathomable reason, it has gone down the drain after job reservations
    were implemented. I went for a movie featuring star actor Mungeri Ram. He may lack teeth, be four-feet-three and have hair growing out of his nose, but this year it's the turn of the EBC-RYs (Extremely Backward Caste-Rural Yokels) to be stars and Mungeri Ram is the best of the lot. I wonder why foreign movies have become so popular.

    4 May 2056: A truly great day. We now have an OFBMBC (Other Forward But Moderately Backward Caste) general as the Head of the Armed Forces. I hope he'll be able to win back the territory we lost ever since reservations were implemented in the Army. Since then, the north has been taken by Pakistan, the North-east by China, the east by Bangladesh and the south by Sri Lanka and the Maldives. Only last winter, we lost the war against Bhutan and free India is now limited to the western coastal states. But I'm sure the OFBMBC general will turn the tide.

    5 May 2056: My wife and I have been blessed with a bonny daughter. Since my wife's an SBBNSBC (Slightly Backward But Not So Backward Caste), my daughter will be an MBFC-SBBNSBC. I must lobby for reservation for her caste. She's the only member and I'm sure she has a great future.

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  2. fat_kax

    fat_kax Kickin Ass Since 1989 !

    btw did i mention i got it fwd attchmnt
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  3. jocelyn

    jocelyn New Member

    hmmm so where do I fit in now?
  4. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    i am SBATFFC
  5. fat_kax

    fat_kax Kickin Ass Since 1989 !

    wots that?
  6. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    Slightly Backward Amongst The Foremost Forward Castes.
  7. fat_kax

    fat_kax Kickin Ass Since 1989 !

  8. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Was this supposed to be funny and informative?
  9. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    I'd love guitars with fat chrome on them yaawwww.... [/pimp my ride]
  10. Iraqita_EP

    Iraqita_EP New Member

  11. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    Arjun Singh fuks his wife twice a week, the rest days are reserved for backward castes.
  12. jamhead

    jamhead Unknown Legend

    u mean arjun fuks backward castes the other 5 days or the backward castes fuk his wife the other 5 days?

    and of late i believe arjun has been fuking the forward castes all 7 days a week.
  13. uj_6string

    uj_6string Nickelodean Addict :D

    arjun singh:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
  14. chirag11kapoor

    chirag11kapoor New Member

    bloody the congress leaders r all bastards . they have started vote-bank politics again. arjun singh is the biggest ******* anyone has ever seen. and manmohan singh is a shit pm always busy just licking the shit out of sonia gandhi'ass. shoot all of them
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  15. fat_kax

    fat_kax Kickin Ass Since 1989 !

    abe why dont u underdstand...its nt just the congress leadrs...its all politicians....we need to get our country out of this ring of fire that is poolitics...
  16. paati

    paati New Member

    you guys are pissing off OBC and SC/ST members of IGT. shame on you.
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  17. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    If Im an OBC do I get to cut the queues at the buffet in parties and weddings?
  18. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Booo ... you are scaring me.

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