A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from his boss. She sent his boss a 'Thank You Note' via e-mail. His wife read the text and filed a divorce. The message was: "Your penis(pen is) wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra-ordinarily smooth flow & firm strokes. Initially its tip was to be licked to bring it in working order & then it was equally good on both sides. I loved its perfect size & grip. I felt as in heavens use it,I had always a desired it & u fulfilled my wish. At last it is mine and only mine, forever,Thanks a lot ♥ Moral : Space is an essential part of English writing..!!