lmao :P

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    A secretary got an expensive PEN as birthday gift from his boss.

    She sent his boss a 'Thank You Note' via e-mail.

    His wife read the text and filed a divorce.

    The message was:

    "Your penis(pen is) wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night.

    It has extra-ordinarily smooth flow & firm strokes.

    Initially its tip was to be licked to bring it in working order & then it was equally good on both sides.

    I loved its perfect size & grip.

    I felt as in heavens use it,I had always a desired it & u fulfilled my wish.

    At last it is mine and only mine, forever,Thanks a lot ♥ :p

    Moral : Space is an essential part of English writing..!! :D
  2. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Perhaps the secretary intended the message to be read that ways.
    Because no one would write about a pen in that fashion.
  3. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    if you put so much sense in every joke ull soon stop laughing at them.
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  4. arivarasan

    arivarasan New Member

    hahahahah :p:
  5. Super-Admin

    Super-Admin Administrator Staff Member

    I see that some words have missed the filter. I need to get hold of the filter developer and fix it right. This is supposed to be a family friendly site, and I wonder how the words missed :p

  6. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    oh no..not your fault..its just clever usage :p
  7. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    hands and feet are fine. So are syphilis and gonorrhea but god forbid someone mention another part of their body that they use every day...

    I'd campaign against it if it were worth it.
  8. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Actually what is SO family unfriendly about sex, penis, vagina.
    These three things are THE ONLY things that create a family and sustain new ones!

    What a bag of bullshit!

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