Arz kiya hai... Ba.... Ka.... ri....... Bakri Pahaad............ wah wah... Bakri Pahad pur chadhi......... Ba... ka...ri.... Pahaaaaaaaaad pur chadhi........ (kitna ooncha pahaad hai... durd mehsoos karo yaar) Bakri pahad pur chadhi ...... aur doosri taraf se utar gaye....
Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki. shivji khush . Prakat hue ... bole ... . . . . . puttar maang ... maang kya chahiye tujhey ! bhakth utha ... bole shivji ... mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do ! shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ? unhone kaha ... puttar ... tuney badi achchi tapasya ki hai ... kuch bada maang ! . . . . wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... ! par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do ! shivji usey bade pyaar se khopche me lekar samjhane lage ... bole ..yaar tu kuch aur maang .. guitar na maang ... wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ... ab shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley ,(scroll down) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :boff:
LOL @ Tanvi...very nice...narration!!! @ Hardik....Tht's not a PJ...its a really nice joke! man...u shud have warned... i was reading it in office!....my supervisor started staring at me! :
^^Now these are real pjs... What's the opposite of "Dominoes"??? "Domi doesn't know" Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut" "Pizza Hutna mat" ok whats the opp of venky's.. venlocks... Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? Comepalakrishnan. What is the opposite of Subramanium Swamy? Subramanium Didn't See Me.
^^^hehe..those were good... 1 aur sher :grin: arz kuch aisa kiya hai....**ahem** PJ, VJ kya maarte ho... wah wah wah PJ, VJ kya maarte ho... Kuch aur karo kaam wah wah wha PJ, VJ kya maarte ho... Kuch aur karo kaam wah wah wah jis galli mein jaao jis galli mein jaao wah wah wah jis galli mein jaao Aawaz aaye abbajaan abbajaan
The priest in a small Irish village, owned a cock and ten hens which he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them? " Half the women stood up. "No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?" All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
after d earthquake in pakistan ,wat was d best help united kingdom cud provide pakistan deport 40,000 pakis frm uk 2replace d 40,000 who av died hahaha
