PJ's Ek Gadha ped par chadha to oopar baithe haathi ne poochha: Haathi: Tu kyun chadha ? Gadha: Apple khaane Haathi: Lekin yeh to Mango tree hai !! Gadha: Maloom hai, main apple saath laaya hoon!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Champu and Pampu are 2 elephant friends. Champu is in love with Champi, > > the elephant beauty queen. Champu proposes to Champi and she rejects him for some other rich elephant across the river. Champu is very sad, so Pampu consoles Champu and asks him to play see- saw at the garden. Suddenly the see- saw breaks... and they burst to a song................... guess which one............................ > > > > > > Scroll down for the answer!!!!!!!!.......................... > > > > ............................................ > > ........... > > See- Saw ho ya dil ho.... aakhirrrrrr...toot jaata hai....toot jaata hai...toot jaata hai....!!!!! -------------------------------------------------- > > The Maratha Regiment was fighting hard on the border against the enemies....They had to cross the border to capture the enemy base....but no one was able to cross the border and go across. fearing death . > > Just then Hawaldar Pawan Kumar Jhonke ...got up and crossed the > > border.....and nothing happened to him ..why?? > > > > Kyon ki > > > > Panchi Nadiya PAWAN K JHONKE... Koi Sarhad na Inhe roke...(from Refugee) ======================================== > > A man is speeding in his Ferrari on the highway.......suddenly a hare hops up from nowhere, onto the road. unable to dodge it he runs right o v er it............overcome by concern he stops his car to inspect the hare..........the hare is dead. being an animal lover ,our Ferrari driver tries to bring back the hare to life........he frantically searches the dicky of his car and finds a spray- can there.......he sprays the dead animal with it...suddenly the hare springs back to life........it runs along the road....looks back and waves at the man....then again runs along some distance ,looks back and waves at him.....and then again runs further,looks back and waves... > > > > the man looks at the can and reads these words... > > 'HAIR SPRAY. BRINGS LIFE TO DEAD HAIR.INCREASES WAVINESS.' --------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---- > > A friend gives a barrel full of FEVICOL to his friend on his birthday. > > What does this friend who receive the gift sing ??? > > > > Dushman na kare dost ne ye kaam kiya hai > > Umra bhar ka gham (gum) hame inaam diya hai........ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- > > One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs. When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money ...Bond replies ....????? > > Take a guess > > . > > . > > Dhai (2.5) another day......... :rock: :
al ur pjs r already in igt i think in the old pj thread so i cant c what is new in those u posted....
Door Se Dekha To Suraj Nikal Raha Tha Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Pass Jake Dekha To Unda Ubal Raha Tha Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah English Translation. Far Seeing Sun Rising. Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Near Seeing Egg Boiling Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow
tht was a true PJ another one if there is a will wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah there is away wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah if there is a bill wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah you have to pay wah wah wah
really stupid ones but never read those before n it really cheered me up hahahaha nice ones :think: :rock:
Here are some we made in our college(while bunking classes... =============================================== What do you call a man who is taking "saat pheeras" for wedding? ans : RevolVAR.... : =============================================== What do you call a battery made for cows? ans : BOVINO...................(dont know how many will get this one....) ================================================ (.......in da same category) What do you call a battery made for discharged females? ans : NIPPO............... :grin: ================================================= there were some more....dont remember right now.....
How 'bout this one: Polly sits on a man, and the man dies.... why??? 'Cause it was an elephant named Polly!!
A duh!!!! :yawn: :think: A sardar goes to a pco and slaps the pco guy twice . The shocked guy asks sardarji why did he do so .. the sardar replies " oye!! aithe hi to likheya si number milaan to pehlan 2 lagaye " :RollLol:
another khatarnaak babbar sher usne pehle ras kaha wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah phir usne gul kaha wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah aur phil usne le kaha wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah is tarah usne ras-gul-le ke tukde tukde kar diye.
on public demand.. A boy says to his girlfriend. Aaj dil tumhe denge jigar tumhe denge aur jaan bhi denge kyonki teeno film ke vcd ghar pe hai aadab arz hai
mein sadak ke is paar tha woh sadak ke us paar thi wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah mein sadak ke is paar tha woh sadak ke us paar thi woh kuch aage badhi mein bhi kuch aage badha wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah woh kuch AUR aage badhi mein bhi kuch AUR aage badha wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah woh kuch AUR aage badhi mein bhi kuch AUR aage badha AB woh sadak ke is paar thi aur mein sadak ke us paar tha........
