Intro: F G A A A A B A Verse 1 A B A B A Me no bubbletious, me smoke heavy tar A B A B A Me be groovin' slowly where you are A B A B A A Notify your next of skin cause you're never comin back A B A I've been dropping beats since back in black Bridge: A B A B A And we'll paint by numbers till something sticks A B A but don't mind doin it for the kids Chorus: F G A E C Jump on board, take a ride, yeah, you'll be doin it all right F G A B Jump on board, feel the high, yeah, because the kids are alright Verse 2 (play the same as the verse 1) You've got a reputation, well I guess that can be explored You're dancing with the chairman of the board. So, take a ride on my twelve cilinder symphony, but if you got other plans The purpoise of a woman is to love her man Bridge (and we'll paint...) Chorus C D Am Am D Am I'm gonna give it all of my lovin, it's gonna take up all of my love (Repeat this verse 8 times) F G Come down from the ceiling I didn't mean to get so high F F E I couldn't do what I wanted to do when my lips where dry F G You can't just up and leave me I'm a singer in a band F B** Well I like drummers baby you're not my bag Chorus (play the same as the verse 1 and 2, play the same chords) Rap: I'm an honoary Sean Connery, born '74 there's only one of me Single-handedly raising the economy ain't no chance of the record company dropping me Press be asking do I care for sodomy? I don't know yeah probably I've been looking for serial monogamy not some birds that look like billy Connolly but for now I'm down with ornithology Grab your binocoloulars come follow me.