Hi, I modified some `dohe' or duplets of Kabir and Rahim to fit for corporate culture ! Agar aaj ke zamaane mein dohe likhe jaate to kuchh aise hi hote :grin: Kabir : Pothhi padh padh jag mooya, pandit bhaya na koye, Dhai aakhar prem ka, padhe so pandit hoye Nilay : Coding kar ar jag mooya, programmer bhaya na koye, Do shabd copy-paste ke, kare so programmer hoye. Kabir : Chalati chakki dekh ke, diya Kabira roye, Do paatan ke beechmein, saabut bacha na koye Nilay : Client aur manager ko dekhke, engineers saare roye, Deadline meet karne ke chakkar mein, saabut bacha na koye. Kabir : Aisi baani boliye, man ka aapa khoye Auron ko sheetal kare, aaphi sheetal hoye Nilay : Aisa presentation dijiye, man ka aapa khoye, Auron ko confuse kare, aaphi confuse hoye Kabir : Guru Govind doyu khade, kaake laagu paye Balihari guru aapke, govind diyo bataye Nilay : Client aur manager doyu khade, kaake laagu paye Balihaari client aapke, manager diyo bataye. Rahim : Rahiman dhaaga prem ka, mat todo chatkaye tode se fir jude na, jude gaanth pad jaaye Nilay : Nilayan confidence manager, mat todo chatkaye Project to barbaad hoye hi, appraisal mein waat lag jaye. Kabir : Dheere dheere re mana, dheere sab kuch hoye, Maali seenche sow ghara, ritu aaye phal hoye Nilay : Dheere dheere re project leader, dheere project execute hoye, client dikhaye kitni bhi urgency, release deadline ke baad hi hoye.. Kabir : Jab Tun Aaya Jagat Mein, Log Hanse Tu Roye Aise Karni Na Kari, Pache Hanse Sab Koye Nilay : Jab project aaye company mein, client hase hum roye, Aisi karni na kari, tu hase client roye... Kabir : Dukh Mein Simran Sab Kare, Sukh Mein Kare Na Koye Jo Sukh Mein Simran Kare, Tau Dukh Kahe Ko Hoye Nilay : Rush hour mein kaam sab karen, routine mein kare na koye, jo routine mein sab kaam kare, to rush hour kaahe hoye. Kabir : Chinta Aisee Dakini, Kat Kaleja Khaye Vaid Bichara Kya Kare, Kahan Tak Dawa Lagaye Nilay : Deadline aisi dakini, man ka tension badhaaye, kaam itna ho sar par, time pe complete kaise ho paaye. Kabir : Maala To Kar Mein Phire, Jeebh Phire Mukh Mahin Manua To Chahun Dish Phire, Yeh To Simran Nahin Nilay : Engineer gaye sab cigarette peene, Leader phire office maahin, Cubicle se jyaada time canteen pe rahe, yeh to dedication naahin comments please...
hehehheheheheheh...............phew i hve already read sum of dese bt man dey r awesum..............................