85 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. > > > On their first night both were crying. Why? > > > Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything > > > **************************************************************** > > > An old lady, 85, a virgin, was about to die. > > > She wanted her tombstone to read: BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED > > > A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to "RETURNED UNOPENED" > > > **************************************************************** > > > Twins were born to a sardarji. He could not sleep for the whole night. > > > Why? He kept wondering who is the father of the second child!! > > > **************************************************************** > > > Teacher : What do you want to become? > > > Lil Johnny : Doctor!! > > > Teacher : Why? > > > Lil Johnny : 'Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to > > > take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. > > > **************************************************************** > > > Woman complaining to dentist: It's so painful, I'd rather have a baby > > > than have a tooth removed. > > > Dentist: Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.