jokes

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by abhimanjrekar, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. abhimanjrekar

    abhimanjrekar ----> Zhol-Man<----

    85 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
    > > > On their first night both were crying. Why?

    > > > Coz she didn't know anything, and he had
    forgotten everything

    > > >
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    > > > An old lady, 85, a virgin, was about to die.

    > > > She wanted her tombstone to read: BORN A VIRGIN,
    LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED

    > > > A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to "RETURNED
    UNOPENED"

    > > >
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    > > > Twins were born to a sardarji. He could not
    sleep for the whole

    night.

    > > > Why? He kept wondering who is the father of the
    second child!!

    > > >
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    > > > Teacher : What do you want to become?

    > > > Lil Johnny : Doctor!!

    > > > Teacher : Why?

    > > > Lil Johnny : 'Coz its the only profession where
    u can tell a woman to

    > > > take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay
    for it.

    > > >
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    > > > Woman complaining to dentist: It's so painful,
    I'd rather have a baby

    > > > than have a tooth removed.

    > > > Dentist: Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the
    chair accordingly.
     
  2. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    ^^good jokes!
    but u cld have posted those in the official PJ thread..
     
  3. .:SpY_GaMe:.

    .:SpY_GaMe:. New Member

    naah i think the pj thread was a bit old n req a neqw one


    nice ones

    i like the twin joke

    lmao
     

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