1 day lord Shiva dcided 2 visit earth n try sum alcohol he entered the bar in disguisen ordered 6 large whisky aftr whisky he asked for 6 large rum, bartender was shocked, who is this man after 12 large he's still on his feet, after rum shiva decided to have 2 bottles of beer, then he asked for 2 large gin, bartender cudnt stop himself askin him , " sir who are you? i havn't seen anyone still on his feet after havin so much alcohol" Lord : "vats , Hum bhagwan shiv hai" Bartendr : "AB CHADHI SAALE KO "
>> -------------------------------- >> Santa Singh spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is >>pregnant !" >> "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. >> "No, you idiot!" Santa shouted. "This is her husband!" >> --------------------------------- >> One day Santa was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea >>level. >> Suddenly he noticed Banta at the same depth, but without any >>scuba >> gear. >> Surprised, Santa went down another 20 feet, but Banta joined him >>a >> few minutes later. Santa went 25 feet deeper, but minutes later, >>Banta >> was with him. >> This confused Santa, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard set, >>and >> wrote, "Oye, how come you are able to swim so deep without any >>scuba >>gear?" >> Banta took the board and chalk and replied, "Khotte de puttar, >>cant >> you see! >> Asee doob rahe hain! Im drowning!" > >_________________________________________________________________
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded!! Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea!" "So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?"
lol akky .. these are nice rem one sardar joke as well .. doc: sardar jee, congrats! .. u just became a father! sardar: oye dun tell ma wife .. i'll give her surprise
^^^ hehe Dress code for a party - "BLACK TIES ONLY" A Sardar goes in the party and is surprised to see that other people are wearing SHIRTS & PANTS also!!
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead."I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss."I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."The next day he calls again and once more asks to Speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLDYOUTWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?""Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her. Girl: "Stupid, what are you doing...?" Sardar: "Final Year, B.Com.. ."
one more PJ.... Standing in an open pasture are a Papa bull and a Baby bull, which member of the family is missing? Ans.:The correct answer is the cow, there is no such animal as a Mama bull, it's called a cow.
Teacher: .Who were the first human beings?. Pupil: .Adam and Eve.. Teacher: .And what nationality were they?. Pupil: Indian, of course.. Teacher: .And how ho you know they were Indian?. Pupil: .Easy. They had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear and only one apple between them - and they called it Paradise..
Pope and the camera The Pope was having a shower. Although he is very strict about the Celibacy rules, he occasionally felt the need to exercise the right Wrist, and this was one of these occasions. Just as he reached the Papal Climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the holy seed flying through the air. "Hold on a minute" said the Pope. "You can't do that. You'll destroy the reputation of th Catholic Church.". "This picture is my lottery win" said the photographer. "I'll be financially secure for life." So, the Pope offered to buy the camera off the photographer, and after lots of negotiation, they eventually arrived at a figure of two million dollars. The Pope then dried himself off, and headed off with his new camera. He met his housekeeper, who spotted the camera. "That looks like a really good camera," she said, "how much did it cost You?" "Two million dollars" replied the Pope. "TWO MILLION DOLLARS!" said the housekeeper, "They must have seen you Coming."
