i dunno ... Mesa Boogie is a Guitar amplifier maker ... and the DUAL RECTUM is the name of a model ... aint it kinky sounding?
Bobby returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. Dad, today we had a Spelling Class – All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?" "No son, that's because you are intelligent." Bobby seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar??" "No son, that's because you are intelligent” replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bobby poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height.Is that because I am Sardar?" ` ` ` ` ` ` ` The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."
hehehee.....cool one akky! now here is mine :: this happened while i and BEG(brown eye gurlie) were chatting :: rocking devil :: aap kaise music sunte hain? BEG :: i listen to hindi and english more of rock, etc. rocking devil :: arey yaar....nahin......galat jawab........aapse yeh umeet nahin thi. BEG :: ? rocking devil :: sahin jawaab yeh hain ki aap apne khan se music sunte hain! :grin:
^^^heehohhhahahha:....:RollLol:...Man that was good indeed....reps to you r_devil.. ------------------------------------ nIK: how do you urina.te? XYZ: First open my chain, then take out my P*nis..and shiiirrrrr! nIK:llolz..good answer..clever answer..I asked this to you..coz i thought u were a girl..: ------------------------------------ n.b- inspired by rocking_devils post..
@lolz......not any more of that kind......or you will be censorboard's prey!....anywayz,, i still havent got my reps......i too owe u reps in near future!
ok here is one from me again :: this is me and lefty guitarist chatting :: lefty guitarist: u r from mum.?? lefty guitarist: am i right? r_devil: i was born in my mum's womb......whats wrong wid that? :grin:
dun worry i will soon come up wid more chat sessions! ok heres one :: this is me and my cousin sis chatting :: cousin sis (5:41:16 PM): so which is the biggest gate????????????? dethregret (5:41:37 PM): gates to heaven n hell i suppose! cousin sis (5:41:46 PM): this is a riddle cousin sis (5:41:50 PM): no dethregret (5:41:53 PM): that was the answer dethregret (5:42:14 PM): ? cousin sis (5:42:16 PM): COLGATE dethregret (5:42:25 PM): u mena colllege gates? cousin sis (5:42:46 PM): col'gate' is the biggest gate dethregret (5:42:54 PM): whats the proof? cousin sis (5:43:00 PM): toothpaste u foooooooooooooooooool dethregret (5:43:43 PM): i never seen any gates in toothpaste cousin sis (5:43:45 PM): this is a stupid riddle & u want proof 4 that???????????? cousin sis (5:44:14 PM): ok i think u did not understand lets leave it dethregret (5:44:25 PM): ok cousin sis: ? dethregret (5:44:36 PM): do u know whats a riddle ? cousin sis (5:45:03 PM): do u know whats a riddle dethregret (5:45:12 PM): its soemthing to prevent us from falling ill.......it helps us get rid of illness
