3 Friends Lived In The Same Flat On The 110th Floor. One Day The Lift Wasn't Working. So They Had To Climb The Stairs. To Pass Time & Not Get Bored, They Said That, 1st Person Should Tell A War Story, 2nd A Funny Story & 3rd A Sad Story. 1st Person Tells A Story & They Climb To 50th Floor. 2nd Tells His Funny Story & They Climb To 109th Floor. Now The 3rd Has To Say A Very Sad Story. He Says, "I've Left The Door Keys In Car"... Once ßoss, Θfficer & Çlerk Going 4 Meeting, Dey Met A Jin Jin- I Fullfil 3 Wishes Θf A Person. ßut U R 3 Persons §o I'll Fullfil 1 Wish 4 Éach Clerk Instantly §aid '§end Me 2 America Wid Lot Θf Money' Puuff Çlerk Disappear Officer §aid '§end Me 2 Paris With Lot Θf ßeautiful Girlz' Puuff Θfficer Disappear Jin §aid 2 ßoss What Is Ur Wish? He §aid 'I Want These 2 Idiotz ßack At Θffice After Lunch At 1 Pm' Moral: Always Let The ßOSS §PEAK 1st