Joke: Why guitars are better than woman?

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by paranoid13rohan, May 13, 2007.

  1. paranoid13rohan

    paranoid13rohan .: iNDiaN iDioT 3.0 :.

    Why guitars are better than woman?

    Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played.
    Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you have.
    Guitars don't care if you look at other Guitars.
    Guitars don't care if you buy Guitar magazines.
    You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to be the proud father of a new Guitar" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
    Guitars don't get pregnent.
    You can share your Guitar with your friends.
    You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
    Guitars don't have parents.
    Guitars don't whine... unless you want them to.
    If your Guitar is flat you can fix it.
    Your Guitar doesn't care if you never listen to it.
    Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
    You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Guitar.
    If you say bad things to your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
    You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
    You can stop playing your Guitar as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
    Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
    Guitars don't get headaches.
    Guitars don't insult you if you're a bad player.
    Your Guitar never wants a night out with the other Guitars.
    Guitars don't care if you're late.
    You don't have to take a shower before you play your Guitar.
    If your Guitar doesn't look good you can refinish it or get new parts.
    You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
    The only protection you have to wear when playing your Guitar is a decent thumb pick.
    When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you played your Guitar.
    A guitar has a volume knob.
    If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs $.79 for a new one.
    You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
    You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
    You can rent a guitar without worrying about who rented it before you.
    A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.

    LOL :RollLol:
    Enjoy :beer:
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  2. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    Good ones :)
  3. angel_of_sin

    angel_of_sin bassist.....

    ^ i think its a copy paste................i gt a n email once........
  4. paranoid13rohan

    paranoid13rohan .: iNDiaN iDioT 3.0 :.

    @ lord_neo ... thanx ... but aren't u 4getin sumthing ??? :think:

    @ angel_of_sin ... off course they are copy-paste. what do u xpect? i got them from
  5. laneymaney

    laneymaney Banned

    hes pissed cus he wasnt clever enough to copy n paste lolz
  6. lord_neo

    lord_neo Guest

    yes yes, i repped ya!

    angel_of_sin - Shouldnt that be obvious :p:
  7. TheDevil

    TheDevil Ruler of Hell

    Verrrry Niceah (Borat Style)
  8. paranoid13rohan

    paranoid13rohan .: iNDiaN iDioT 3.0 :.

    thanx lord. but i didn't recieve them for my other thread ~ the taught or self-taught one. i hope i'm not talking off-topic. anyways what's the topic in a joke thread. haha.
  9. repost.
  10. zicky5608

    zicky5608 Power Shortage

    Posted twice before? or thrice?

  11. paranoid13rohan

    paranoid13rohan .: iNDiaN iDioT 3.0 :.

    ^^ there they are. i was expecting this kinda replies. so tipically IGT.
    if u hav read this b4, just ignore it yaar
    i'm sure a lot of them haven't read this.
    this is for them.
  12. zicky5608

    zicky5608 Power Shortage

    I was already chilled.

    Now you chill :D

    @topic (it's necessary now)
    ROFLMAO!!! DAMN FUNNY!!!!!!!11
  13. rockbabun

    rockbabun New Member

    LOLZZZ...... :Laughing:
  14. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    The real joke: paranoid13rohan asking lord_neo repeatedly for reps :RollLol:

    That's like saying "plz respect me for being your ass-kisser, kthnx"
  15. madhuresh

    madhuresh madhuresh

    IGT is full of netsavy public...neetaholics,,,sniffers of dirt !!
    rotten wood !
  16. supaero

    supaero New Member

    shapes of the guitar will never ever change. But girls get fatter and fatter by age.

    <Hemanth kumar.
  17. zing

    zing Machine Head

  18. zing

    zing Machine Head

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