Jeevan ke kuchh kattu satya !

gaurav ur 22 yrs old n posting all those weird stuff?

 

suddenly i realised
that i forgot 2 wear condom
all of a sudden hv gone that boredom

9 months after that
I went though the same street but with hat..
I could see 10000 babies on the road sat..


so, now tell me about the poem, how was that..



vishwa father of william s e xsphere

 

u ppl r scaring away the noob...

as one scary dood says...

blasphemy...everywhere blasphemy

 

lol nice 1 vishwa!

 

2k more for that ? :

 

Ansu tere nikle, to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke, to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane, to mehnat meri ho

 

it was a fuck all effort ...
thanx ...

 

Hi ssslayer,

This is for you......... have 50+ Jeevan ke kuch Kattu Satya..................

#1 Maut aur tatti, kabhi bhi aa sakti hain.
#2 Saamp aur ****, jahaan bhi milen maar do.
#3 Jhaat aur zindagi jitni suljhaoge utni uljhagi.
#4 Samay aur ****iya, sab ka kat ta hain.
#5 Achi piyo kharab piyo, jab bhi piyo sharaab piyo.
#6 Paani aur land, apna rasta khud dhoondh lete hain.
#7 Beewi aur gaadi, doosre ko doge to chud kar hi wapas ayenge.
#8 Sardar aur suwar ke bachche, chote hi achche lagte hain.
#9 Doodh aur gand ke phatne ki awaaz nahi aati.
#10 Rocket aur tharak, aadmi ko kahin bhi le jaa sakte hain.
#11 Momme aur ichha jitni dabaoge utni badegi.
#12 Jhaante aur koylaa, hameshaa sulagte rahte hain.
#13 Tootee aur lauda, hamesha taidey rehtey hain.
#14 Tattey jitney bhi phool jaye, hameshaa laude ke neeche rahte hai.
#15 Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho, mutegi to baith ke hi.
#16 Land ko kitna bhi jhadkao, aakhri boond undi mein hi girti hai.
#17 **** chahe jitni bhi choudi ho jaye, marni to lund se hi padegi.
#18 Choochiyaan aur khaini, jitna ragdoge utna hi majaa ayega.
#19 **** aur Daaru, kabhi bhee jhooti nahi hoti hain.
#20 Kutte ko mootne ke liye aur Ladki ko chudne ke liye, taang uthani hi padti hai.
#21 **** aur Bhut, Kismat walon ko hi ***hte hain.
#22 Naan aur Kutte ka lauda, andar jakar hi phoolte hain.
#23 Lohe par Hathoda aur **** par Loda, tabhi maro jab garam ho.
#24 Ladki aur Audio cassete, dono side se bajaana chahiye.
#25 Exam ki taiyari mein ek ghanta aur daaru mein ek peg, hamesha kum rahte hain.
#26 **** saal mein do hi baar maro, ek jis din baarish ho aur doosre us din jab baarish na ho.
#27 Lund aur Ghamand, dono ko kaabu mein rakhne mein hi bhalai hai.
#28 Baagi aur mamme , jahan bhee mile , masal dene chahiye.
#29 Samay se pahle aur Kismat se achhi ****, na kisi ko mili hai, na milegi.
#30 Jab kismat mein likhe ho lode, to kahan se milenge pakode.
#31 adami aur chuha hamesha ched ki taraf bhagta hai
#32 baasi choot aur purana akhbaar, jahan ***he faad do!
#33 hari jhandi aur randi ko dekte hi bhaag lo!
#34 musibat aur land kabhi bhi khada ho sakta hai!
#35 Naukari aur gand sabki lagti hai.
#36 Kamaan se nikala Teer jitna tez ho, aur G@nd se nikala paad jitni dhire ho utani hi asardar hoti hai!
#37 Kamaan se nikala Teer aur gand se nikla goo kabhi vapas nahin aata hai
#38 Jaban aur land dono me haddi nahi hoti!
#39 Nayee **** ka maza nau din tak hota hai!
#40 Admi kitna bhi gora ho, land baki badan se kala hi hota hai!
#41 Dusri naukari aur dusri aurat hardam achi hi lagti hai!
#42 Stree se aayu, purush se aay aur sardar se kabhi time nahi puchhana chahiye!
#43 Bhajan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant main karne chahiye.
#44 ****, Boot aur Rangroop ko jitna ragdoge utni hi chamak aayegi.
#45 ****, Chuchi aur Chilam jitni bhi pio kabhi Jhuti nahin hoti.
#46 Maango usi se jo de khushi se aur kahe na kisi se.
#47 Jab bhi mile akeli, wo nahin to uski saheli, saheli nahin to apni Hatheli.....but have *** daily.
#48 Kismat aur gand kabhi bhi aur kahin bhi mar sakti hai.
#49 Ladai aur chudai mein sab jaayaj hai.
#50 Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai
#51 Doodh aur gaand ke phatne ke aawaz nahi aati
#52 Gareeb aur momme hamesah dabte hai
#53 Fauji ki boot aur nepalan ki choot jitni maro fatti nahi.

Cheers!!!!