It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by amit82cse, Jan 29, 2006.

  1. amit82cse

    amit82cse Silent observeR

    Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

    If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

    There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

    People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

    You should not confuse your career with your life.

    Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

    Never lick a steak knife.

    The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

    You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

    There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

    A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

    Your friends love you anyway.

    Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

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  2. Evo Guy 911

    Evo Guy 911 Banned

    Dude my fingers are gettting tired of typing the same thig over n over again... Great work!!!!
  3. amit82cse

    amit82cse Silent observeR

    no prob dude...take some rest :p: and simply enjoy the posts.
  4. Evo Guy 911

    Evo Guy 911 Banned

    :D :D I'll do that... Keep rockin.
  5. mr singh

    mr singh New Member

    kl stuff, :)
  6. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    damnit, that was just plain mean :'(
  7. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    ^lol, i stopped since age 1 when a confetti blowing device exploded in my face. Nowadays i go around threatening to use thumbscrews if they arrange any nasty surprises.
  8. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    What if the nasty surpirse is a thumbscrew on you?
  9. Evo Guy 911

    Evo Guy 911 Banned

    Why? DO they switch functions? Like ur ass goes numb, while u keep dreaming sh*t all night????
  10. mr singh

    mr singh New Member

    lmao @ evo guy... ;)... i dont evo, y not try it n find out
  11. Evo Guy 911

    Evo Guy 911 Banned

    @singh: Since he said, Never, under any circmstances, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME, i'd rather take his advice on this..... Thaks for the comment btw...
  12. amit82cse

    amit82cse Silent observeR

    Disclaimer : i wont be responsible for damage done by you on you after reading this post :)

    ...want to play safe game...
  13. mr singh

    mr singh New Member

    lol @ evo n amit, don't worry i take full responsibility
  14. Aka Oz

    Aka Oz /\K/\ - Ozy

    hmmmm kool.......keepp rockin

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