Internet Scams... Now In Messengers.. Lolz..

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by rizaaj, Jan 25, 2006.

  1. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    First people used to receive email like Lottery result, u are a winner... and Congratulations u have won this much amout...

    Just about an hour ago.. i was in a chat room using Yahoo Messenger.. and found a lady called Mrs. Koffi.. and this is what we talked about...

    this is exactly what happened.. lolz..
    kmrskoffi is the lady Link to her Profile

    kmrskoffi: where are u from
    rizaaj2: Bahrain
    rizaaj2: what bout u?
    kmrskoffi: am from sirra leone
    rizaaj2: so mrs Koffi.. what do you do? 
    rizaaj2: ?
    kmrskoffi: i was working before,but after the death of my husband i stop working
    rizaaj2: oh.. im sorry. sad to hear that..
    kmrskoffi: how old are u
    rizaaj2: im 21 years old
    kmrskoffi: I am married to Dr. Kazeem Koffi, the owner of kazeem oil service company 
    in west Africa my husband died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years 
    without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.
    rizaaj2: thats sad... 
    kmrskoffi: Before his death we were both born again Christians. Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a child outside my matrimonial home,which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $ 2 Million (Two Million U.S. Dollars) with a Reserve Bank here. Presently, this money is still under the safe keeping of the Reserve bank here in West Africa Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to my cancer problems. 
    rizaaj2: thats sad madam
    rizaaj2: so arent u trying to do something about your health?
    kmrskoffi: Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to church or to a good Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund on orphanages and widows 
    rizaaj2: ahaaaan.. wish you good luck in this great work.. 
    kmrskoffi: propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that grivet. I took this decision because I don? T have any child that will inherit this money and my husband?s relatives are not Christians and I don?t want my husbands hard earned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don? t want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reasons for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know thatI am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace. I don? t need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, since my husbands relatives arealways around me.
    rizaaj2: so what do you expect me to do ? if i could be of any help to you
    rizaaj2: according to you. i also fall in the category of Non-Beleivers
    kmrskoffi: well that is why am here i need help
    rizaaj2: okay.. how can i help you. If in any way I can?
    rizaaj2: i would love to help in anyway possible i could
    kmrskoffi: address]
    Please make sure you send me your full contact informatin.
    Phone number,fax number,your house address,or office address,your real name & age.
    rizaaj2: okay.. but what are you going to do with that/
    kmrskoffi: to forward it to my late husband lawyer for changing of document in ur name as my next of kin
    rizaaj2: okay
    kmrskoffi: so u will send it now
    rizaaj2: yeah.. but i did not exactly understand the job i have to do
    kmrskoffi: ok
    rizaaj2: can you explain me the work i hve to do?
    kmrskoffi: as my next of kin after changing the document my lawyer will send it to u
    kmrskoffi: then u willl forward it the security company office for the fund to be transfer to ur bank account
    rizaaj2: and where do i have to donate that fund?
    kmrskoffi: u dont have to donate the fund
    rizaaj2: so then. what do i have to do with that?
    kmrskoffi: 20% for ur help
    rizaaj2: yea.. but how should i help.. i mean in what way do i have to help?
    kmrskoffi: why 30% will be donate to the upkeep of  chruch
    rizaaj2: okay.. 
    kmrskoffi: first send ur information 
    rizaaj2: are you joking me?
    kmrskoffi: am waiting
    kmrskoffi: no
    kmrskoffi: why do u say that
    rizaaj2: because i just now read about the scams
    rizaaj2: i am a bit afraid
    kmrskoffi: u dont have to
    rizaaj2: listen madam, im a poor guy, born of poor parents. live in a small den. earn enough to eat 2 times of bread
    kmrskoffi: my lawyer will help us change ur name to the document
    rizaaj2: im not used to such things
    rizaaj2: and i would like u to have a look at this page too
    kmrskoffi: well is ok
    rizaaj2: and neither i could find any information about Dr. Kazeem Koffi on the whole of the internet
    rizaaj2: can i get a valid description about these two links
    rizaaj2: or do you think i am dumb enough to send the information blindly
    rizaaj2: what ever be the case please clarify
    and then no reply forever..

    so beware .. lolz.. :rock:
  2. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    haha, you suckered her into this.....awesome!
  3. aeg0

    aeg0 Guitarıng Alchemist

    u actually gave away ur age + location ?
  4. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    and why exactly is that so shocking?
  5. guitarangela

    guitarangela gran'ma

    u should have been aware that the woman was some kind of a psycho from the first sentences since no girl would admit to a young man she is in love, or she is married.....or any of her love relationships at first hand........ ;)
  6. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    haha that was awesome

    and I used social engineering just to get those call center sales girls on dates :eek::
  7. Petunia

    Petunia terminally dorky

    "propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained....hence I know where I am going. I know thatI am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace..."

    YO..she's deep man!!

    I got caught with a guy who once said he was a doctor and how his assistnt died and he was looking for someone who fit her was crazyy!!
  8. anshphenomenon

    anshphenomenon Rape me :boff:

    amazing man!!!!
  9. zoomingrocket

    zoomingrocket TeChNiCaL AdMiNiStRaToR

    @rizaaj: U met with an Internet Chat Bot... :RollLol:
  10. Evo Guy 911

    Evo Guy 911 Banned

    This typa stuff has been around for a long time man. U took her well. Nice
  11. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    @Mercury.. yea.. i dont think its dangerous to give out name or age on the internet..

    @angela.. yea i was just surprised that she(it) was the one to start conversation.. as usually girls dont do so..

    @petunia.. LMAO.. what happened to the Dr. then? gimme some details.. jus curious

    @Zoom.. yea i knew that this might be some kinda chat bot.. but she replied so late as if typing that whole text
  12. Evo Guy 911

    Evo Guy 911 Banned

    No i dont think it was a bot. Look at the answers man, she was understanding it perfectly,and answering relatively. A bot couldnt do that. It would need a very high level of AI to do that, and if someone was capable to write that strong AI engine, why didn't they just sell it somewhere and earn a couple of millions the proper way?????
  13. Evo Guy 911

    Evo Guy 911 Banned

    We should rather be talking abt that scam MSN Messenger 8 beta. There is no line from Microsoft about MSN Messenger 8 beta release. Its basically a script that copies all the e-mail IDs on ur account, and then sends them all an e-mail containing the link for download of that version. Watch out for that. Google "MSN.Messenger.8" for more information. Peace
  14. Petunia

    Petunia terminally dorky wanna know!!??

    Well he seemed like a nice person..he pmd me and strted a norml convo. asked me wht i was doing..pic/blah blah..usual talk and then he strted blubbering about how his assistant died of some illness and how he ws so def. that he wanted somone as special as her..and that he knew he could only find someone like tht in a chat room and he was gonna build a shrine and blah blah..psycho...i tell you...totally!!:insane:

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