Interesting ........... FWD

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  1. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader

    Interesting Email

    Question 1:
    If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,three who
    were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
    syphilis,would you recommend that she have an abortion?

    Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.

    Question 2:

    It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here
    are the facts about the three candidates.

    Candidate A.

    Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist. He's
    had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a

    Candidate B.

    He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
    college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

    Candidate C.

    He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an
    occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

    Which of these candidates would be your choice? Decide first... no
    peeking, then scroll down for the response.


    Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
    Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
    Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

    And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
    If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.

    Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging

    Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading...

    Never be afraid to try something new.
    Remember: Amateurs...built the ark.
    Professionals...built the Titanic

    And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has
    a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

    * 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
    * 7 have been arrested for fraud
    * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
    * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted
    at least 2 businesses
    * 3 have done time for assault
    * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
    * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
    * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
    * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
    * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving
    in the last year...

    Can you guess which organization this is?

    Give up yet?

    It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
    The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws
    each year designed to keep the rest of us in line!

    Disclaimer: This is a mail forward so dont jump on me.. save it for yourself
    the_wizard and DrSaurabh like this.

    LEFTY_GUITARIST -= M®. §öU†|-|ÞäW =-

  3. ak&guitar

    ak&guitar THE INNER VOICE

    amaaaaaaazing..............i just killed Beethoven.......:RollLol:
  4. har1s

    har1s <b>Untitled</b>

    nice forward @rizaaaj
  5. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

    yeah.....seen this one before...really amazing....:)
  6. m_waleed86

    m_waleed86 KhaMosh GhuStAk

    i am not an American....
  7. #iR@


    nice mail....... lol i killed bethoven too! :p:
  8. DrSaurabh

    DrSaurabh Wh@+s Up D0C

    intersting....reps for you
  9. rizaaj

    rizaaj Forum Leader


    i also killed beethoven..

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