Intelligence Quiz

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  1. apurbajd

    apurbajd ~#$&*$@*^$

    I got this one in my mail. thought it will be good to share with u guyz ...



    George W. Bush's Intelligence Quiz

    While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to
    tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership
    philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself
    with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if
    they're intelligent.

    "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the
    Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate."

    She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister.
    Please answer this question: Your mother has a child,
    and your father has a child, and this child is not
    your brother or sister. Who is it?"

    Tony Blair responds, "It's me, ma'am."

    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the
    Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr.
    Bush?"

    "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using
    that!"

    Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better
    put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations
    Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the
    White House and says, "Senator Helms, I wonder if you
    can answer a question for me."

    "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?"

    "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a
    child, and this child is not your brother or your
    sister. Who is it?"

    Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think
    about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms
    leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior
    senators, and they puzzle over the question for
    several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer.
    Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at
    the State Department and explains his problem.

    "Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child,
    and your father has a child, and this child is not
    your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Powell
    answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you dumb
    ass."

    Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House
    and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it
    is! It's Colin Powell!" And Bush replies in disgust,
    "Wrong, you dumb ass, It's Tony Blair!"
     
  2. coolgirl_babe

    coolgirl_babe ~STOP TRYING TO BE ME~

    lolz ....that was funny.
    show's how supid bush and some of his underlings are....
     
  3. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening


    yes, because we all know this really happened...
     

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