Installing Husband 1.0

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Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as Soccer 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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-Dear Desperate-

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I
Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,
Husband
1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn
new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software
to improve memory and performance.

We usually recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7 to our clients.

Good Luck, Tech Support : :

 

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