Installing Husband 1.0

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  1. Hardik

    Hardik .:.:.:BoRn TaLenT:.:.:.

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    Dear Tech Support

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
    flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under
    Boyfriend 5.0

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
    such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
    undesirable programs such as Soccer 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
    the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
    to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed, Desperate


    -Dear Desperate-

    First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
    Please enter the command: "http: I
    Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't
    forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update

    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
    automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
    remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
    default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
    the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system

    Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
    unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,
    1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
    new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
    to improve memory and performance.

    We usually recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7 to our clients.

    Good Luck, Tech Support :p: :p:
  2. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    hardik , nice one , but post all the jokes and funny stuffs like this on the joke thread !!!
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