IGT Laughter Challenge 2005

this is a homer simpson joke!


homer prays:'im not normally a religious man,but if ur up there,save me,superman!'

 

here's a nice one

Impotence :nature's way of saying 'no hard feelings'!

 

another nice saying:




Virginity is like a bubblene prick - all gone!

 

Q:
How can u tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

A:
there is a stamp on it!

 

what the mother told her son when she got pi**** off at him

' your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom manufacturer!'

 

Thanks Vishwa

Hey Thanks for 1000 Points...

:beer:

 

uhooo uhooo.. zara ghor farmaiye ....
https://rahul.co.in/bodhiTree_GMD.mp3

[ps:will delete the file after 20th dec]

 

Hmmm 50:50

 

:Laughing: :RollLol: that is funny haha good one raff ..

 

hahahaha...
:RollLol:
good one...

 

LMAO @petunia....kick ass


@akky....we had this written in our college loo...by me :grin:

 

and they wont drop you back home, when you are totally pissed out and clean their car carpets of all the last night's meal that you would have thrown up ...
guys just rock

 

No 1 talked aBt my jokes: : : :

 

haha reminds me of this

 

a new employee was asked about hgis expectations by his boss.
boss : mr.sharma ,what are your expectations?
mr.sharma: i expect a flat,a car,and 1 lakh rupees in cash
bossk.i'll give you 2 flats,2 cars,and 2 lakh rupees in cash!!!
mr.sharma:sir ,aap mazaq to nahi kar raheein???
boss: SHURUAD KISNE KIYA???

 

good one :beer:

 

gr8.. :beer: i think it made me laff :beer:

 

a boy had a bad habit of inserting his finger wherever he found a hole
so,one day his mother decided to appoint a governess for him
the next day she came ,her name was rita,that night the girl had to sleep with the boy at night.
boyinserted his finger in the girls neville)
girl:what are u doin??? this is not what your thinking(neville)plz take back ur finger!
boy: the thing which u r thinking as my finger is not my finger!!!

 

Superb :beer: a good post !!!!!!

 

A competition was recently held to find out the most embarrassing >
moments in people's lives. The following are the final three place getters:


> Third Place

It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home,but my
parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a
romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the
telephone ringing downstairs.I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a
piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we
didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs,
the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE!".
My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my
friends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot
in a state of shock and embarrassment! for what
seemed like an eternity. Since then, no-one in my family has planned a
surprise party again.

> Second Place

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my daughter decided to release
some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab
hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other
patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now,
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a
voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell
Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!". The
silence was deafening after this
enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing ! I
mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter
in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door. closed behind me were the
screams of laughter.

> And the Winner Is.....
This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year. In
a biology class,
the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A
young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand
whatyou are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in
sugar?""That's correct." responded the professor,going on to add much
statistical data.Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked,"Then
why doesn't it taste sweet?". After a stunned silence, the whole class
burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realized
exactly what she had inadvertently said
(or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out
of the class, and never returned.
However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a
classic. Totally straight-faced, he answered her question," It doesn't
taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your
tongue and not in the back of your throat.