IAS Interview Responses from Toppers

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  1. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    Real life IAS i.e. UPSC Exam 1998 Interview
    Question and there Answer given by Candidates oh sorry
    IAS Officer now.

    Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
    without cracking it?

    A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC

    Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how
    long would it take four men to build it?

    A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23 Rank
    Opted for IFS)

    Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
    and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,
    what would you have?

    A. Very large hands.(Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for

    Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an
    elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

    Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
    A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

    Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
    will become?

    A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS
    Rank 2)

    Q. What looks like half apple ?
    A : The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

    Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
    A : Dinner.

    Q. What happened when wheel was invented ?
    A : It caused a revolution.

    Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
    A : Liquid (UPSC 33Rank )
  2. akkyy21

    akkyy21 #%@!$&

    NIce post there,.....
  3. Mudit Malhotra

    Mudit Malhotra BLOODY FINGERED

    few more,.,.,.,.

    Q. OK u want us to ask a series of simple ques or one hard one ???
    A. One hard one sirr!
    Q. GUd. Tell us wat came first Egg or Hen ?
    A. EGG.
    Q. Then from whr the EGG came ?
    A. Srry Sir but i opted for JUS 1 ques,........

    Q. wat can ya do to get selected?
    A. nething?
    Q can u jump from this window thats on 8th floor?
    A. yeah Sir.
    Q. go n jump !

  4. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    haha really smart guys... (ok some of dem)
  5. Mudit Malhotra

    Mudit Malhotra BLOODY FINGERED

    ok this one was in INFY RECURTMENT PROCESS

    Q. What u need to b a gud software engneer ??
    A. A very good use of Ctrl+c and Ctrl+v

    wowwwwww he is in now lol
  6. somendra_guitar

    somendra_guitar New Member

    hey this was frm the NDA -SSB interview!!
  7. Mudit Malhotra

    Mudit Malhotra BLOODY FINGERED

    Wat Ever Lol
    I Dont Remember Lol
    But Ut Happened To Me : At Amity Business School.......

    Q. Who R U Afraid Of ????
    A. Good Result Thats Why I Hav Never Scored Above 70% :d

    Result ------------->> I Got Kiked Lol
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  8. nik_bokacheley

    nik_bokacheley :help: I'm a mad :sadbye:

    :RollLol:..they all are funny indeed..:)..Post more of themm:)..I am loving it..:)
  9. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    @mudit: haha.. cant believe u actually said that....
  10. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    @mudit niether can i.......
  11. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    This is one i heard a long time back:
    A guy was been ragged
    Senior: What will you do if you see a woman been gangra ped
    Junior: i will join them!

    That bas tard!!!
  12. deathdr_87

    deathdr_87 Awesome Guitarist

    ugh.. that was sick... im sure that junior got really badly beaten up...
    i know this is about funny answers - ut anyone heardthese kinda random questions in an interview (stephens i think): who was the mp who got elected to parliaent alst week from delhi - ???? wtf?????? woh on earth would know/care......

    serisouly - indian colleges need to really work on how they give admission..
  13. Mudit Malhotra

    Mudit Malhotra BLOODY FINGERED

    guys guys i swear i said that,.,.,.,.,actually i was trying to show my humour side to them but they showed me way ,.,,.,.,. but yeah i said that I M GUTSY lol

    LEFTY_GUITARIST -= M®. §öU†|-|ÞäW =-

    hahahahahaha..............post more guys.....i heard some........will try to post........cant remember actually..........
  15. Nanda

    Nanda Bassist

    hey its cool ... but sorry if i a sound dumb ... are these real ... answers by real toppers ..
  16. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    i dont know my friend sent it to me........
  17. sisu

    sisu New Member

    hey post some more of them....they are just too good...

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