I Hate Work

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by abhijitnath, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. abhijitnath

    abhijitnath Fighting GAS frantically

    My boss has just handed this to me to understand:
    " The nature of the strategy, with ex-post Sharpe ratios above 100%, makes the observed returns broadly uncorrelated with the typical asset classes, making of the spread mean-reversion strategy a typical Alpha generator. Unfortunately the general instability of butterfly weights makes the appeal of these trades quite limited, relying on the use of a specific ex-ante Sharpe ratio that quantifies the ex-ante attractiveness of a set of residuals, and on correlation constraints'.
    He Bhagwan mujhe utha le!!
  2. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    My boss just handed me some documents for

    "Procedures to restart Queues for Live Environment of A/S 400 & Linux MQ servers
    These checks have to be done before 9 am UK time"

    He bhagwaan mere boss ko utha le.
  3. dennis

    dennis The Bhangra King

  4. Garima

    Garima Born to rule <img src="images/smilies/rule.gif" bo


    :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:
  5. dennis

    dennis The Bhangra King

    This is what I get from my Prof.:
    " Dennis, tumne jo kaam is semester kiya, woh poora galat hai. Tumne mera time aur doorsoon ka time waste kiya hai. Saath mein tumne IIT ke computer ko busy karke Lakhon Rupai ka computer time waste kiya hai."

    Hai Bhagwan mere Prof ko utha lo!
  6. Petunia

    Petunia terminally dorky

    Now THAT makes US unemployed-people feel sooooo special!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:

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