how to surprize a man

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, May 16, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    Three girl friends have met up for their weekly meal together and are discussing their relationships.
    One of them is engaged, one is a mistress and the other is married.

    They decide that to try and surprise their men that night
    all three will dress up in a leather S&M style bodice, red stilettos and a mask.

    The next week they meet up again and compare their experiences.

    The engaged girl says, ‘The other night, when my fiance came home, he found me in the leather bodice, the high red stilettos and mask covering my eyes. As soon as he
    saw me he grabbed me saying “I love you” and carried me upstairs where we made love all night.’

    The mistress says, ‘I went up to my lover’s hotel room where he was waiting for me and knocked on the door. I was wearing the leather bodice, the red stilettos, and the mask, with my fur coat on top. When I entered the room and dropped my coat to the floor, he said “Wow” and we made love all night.

    The married girl say ‘Hmmph, I got myself dressed up the same as you two, leather bodice, red stilettos and mask over my eyes and waited for my husband to get home from work.”

    “He opened the door, came in and said “Evening Batman, what’s for dinner?”
     
  2. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    haha, I laughed! Also, you're just waiting for alpha1 to reply.
     
  3. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member



    :D
    arree ye alpha 1 kaise aajata hai hrr baat mein beech mein se!!! >_<
     
  4. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Hey nandy
    tum kuch post karo n alpha1 nahi aye aisa ho hi nai sakta
    :p
     
  5. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

  6. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Okk
    point proven
    :)
     
  7. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    the thread title pretty much begs him to post!
     
  8. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    well i guess..he hasn't till now...i don't post anything on this forum for just a reply or comment of his..
     
  9. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    yes, because that's what I was implying...



    the "you" was a general you and not a you you, if that helps.
     
  10. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    just confuses me further? :O
     
  11. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    oh well, next joke.
     
  12. guitarplayer729

    guitarplayer729 New Member

    he has seen this quarrel
    and doesnt want to prove bjr right to some extent
     
  13. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    be a psychologist..
     
  14. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    AINT IT??
    :RollLol:
    You shouldn't complain ... ;-)
    btw your coat is still with me.
     
  15. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    i dun wear fur coats.. :\
     
  16. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    No girl would admit "that" in public ...
     
  17. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    Im wid BJR so true:)
     
  18. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    haha, this made me laugh more than anything else in this thread.
     
  19. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    I have 1 compliment for BJR i luv the timing of his msgs hahaha
     
  20. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    zzz
    ..this implies that i am sleeping .. reason : i am pathetically bored

    i wrote a reason to give a reasoning for my sleeping before you conclude anything more out of it..
     

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