How to make a woman happy!!

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by dlogic, Jul 27, 2005.

  1. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :

    1. a friend

    2. a companion

    3. a lover

    4. a brother

    5. a father

    6. a master

    7. a chef

    8. an electrician

    9. a carpenter

    10. a plumber

    11. a mechanic

    12. a decorator

    13. a stylist

    14. a ***ologist

    15. a gynaecologist

    16. a psychologist

    17. a pest exterminator

    18. a psychiatrist

    19. a healer

    20. a good listener

    21. an organiser

    22. a good father

    23. very clean

    24. sympathetic

    25. athletic

    26. warm

    27. attentive

    28. gallant

    29. intelligent

    30. funny

    31. creative

    32. tender

    33. strong

    34. understanding

    35. tolerant

    36. prudent

    37. ambitious

    38. capable

    39. courageous

    40. determined

    41. true

    42. dependable

    43. passionate


    44. give her compliments regularly

    45. love shopping

    46. be honest

    47. be very rich

    48. not stress her out

    49. not look at other girls


    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little

    51. give her lots of time, especially time for

    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about
    where she goes


    53. Never to forget:

    * birthdays

    * anniversaries

    * arrangements she makes


    1 . Leave him in peace
    without a woman
  2. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    and remember thats not asking too much ! ...

    otherwise ...

  3. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    haha hahh yeah
  4. bob-bobby

    bob-bobby Extinct or Banned!

    :shock: so many things just to make her happy & end of the day when shes happy she ll suck the brain out of you , lol .
  5. JAZZ

    JAZZ New Member

    so it meanz men are more happy than woman ?????/

    BIG_EVIL Guitaring Machine

  7. Intrinsic

    Intrinsic New Member

    Surveys have shown that 2x as many women are depressed as men. I wonder why?
  8. shsnawada

    shsnawada Cyborgs & Pasta

    Dont forget, always ask them about themselves, especially what they're going to wear when they meet you or something. And tell them its going to look awesome, and when meeting them say that it fits perfectly and things.
  9. nadish

    nadish Active Member

    DO u think u can live happily with out a girl?????? Answer is yes till that girl becomes ur WIFE!!!! heheheh. U know my Aunt says "A man loves his own Children and Loves other's wifes...." Lolz........
  10. vivo_b

    vivo_b The Brave

    there's other ways of pleasing weomen...... :Tongue2: :dance: ;)
  11. nadish

    nadish Active Member

    And whats that?????
  12. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    @nadish......whats the bloody thing written on ur avatar
  13. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    sorry off topic
  14. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    yeah ... i cant make out anything ...
  15. vishwa_81us

    vishwa_81us Banned

    A man needs only on thing to make a women happy ;) and all of us have it I guess!!!

    LEFTY_GUITARIST -= M®. §öU†|-|ÞäW =-

    ohh...........da list is so few thingz......:p::p:
  17. ssslayer

    ssslayer Banned

    well buddy physically we might be having, it but mentally NO ! ...
    women are far too advanced in their mental/psychological games than us ...
    and whatever they expect we cannot match ... never ...


    but yeah one thing is there ... there is only one way to keep a woman happy ... by not making her happy ... hahaaa ...

    ponder over that ... it is true ... a maxim ...
  18. dlogic

    dlogic Zuitarist

    i dont think there is any relation with the gender of a person and there all depends on past karma.......that is your hard work

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