How To Break A Bad News

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  1. ronnieanand

    ronnieanand n00bier th@n th0u

    At dawn the telephone rings.

    "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker"

    "Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"

    "Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died"

    "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the competition?"

    "That's the one."

    "Darn! That's such a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. Oh
    well...what did he die from?"

    "From eating rotten meat."

    "Rotten meat? Who was so mean as to give him meat?"

    "Nobody. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses."

    "Dead horse? What dead horse Mr. Arnaldo?"

    "Why, those pure breed ones that you had, sir. They died from all

    that work pulling the water cart."

    "Are you insane? What water cart?"

    "The one we used to put out the fire."

    "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"

    "The one at your house! A candle fell and then the curtain caught on

    "What the...!!! But theres electricity at the house!!!! What was the

    "For the funeral."


    "Your mother's! She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought
    was a thief, so I shot her."
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  2. born2tab

    born2tab rhythm guitarist

    ^^^nice one bro:)
  3. shagunx

    shagunx New Member

    hehee .. funny
  4. TheDevil

    TheDevil Ruler of Hell

    haahahaha too good :).......repped !!!
  5. angel_of_sin

    angel_of_sin bassist.....

    pretty old still rocking....................
  6. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

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