How Cheap can Deep Purple get.............

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by ronnieanand, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. ronnieanand

    ronnieanand n00bier th@n th0u

    This is heights.............Deep Puple is selling Dildos in their website as an official Merchandise :annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed: .......Steve Morse is gay............ :mad: :mad: :mad:

    They are also including a free new Battery with it.........

    http://www.deep-purple.com/shop/

    What have they made out of DP..........
     
  2. god_of_guitar

    god_of_guitar New Member

    this is really sick...
     
  3. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

    DP = Double Pen******** maybe?
    :insane:
     
  4. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening

    Why is it so shocking? What's wrong with it that isn't wrong with endorsing key chains or t shirts?


    Endorsing dildoes might also be percieved as an endorsement of celibacy and female s-exual liberation....which is a popular concept these days.
     
  5. limaj_daas

    limaj_daas Guitar Pro Maniac

    ^not everything popular is good....
     
  6. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening


    which is why I'm asking you to tell me why this is bad?
     
  7. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

    I was thinking it would be purple.
     
  8. ronnieanand

    ronnieanand n00bier th@n th0u

    So BJR's concept of Female Liberation is Dildos...........

    :RollLol:

    This is even more funnier than Deep Purple selling Dildos.........

    And yeah........you will have Cool Reply to it :beer: :beer: of how Dildos will save the world from World War 3 and Neo should think of an IGT branded Dildo........
     
  9. ronnieanand

    ronnieanand n00bier th@n th0u

    Deep Purple releases Por.n movie with Paris Hilton and Ian Gillan.......with a guest threesome with Steve Morse.......Gay po.rn with Ian Gillan and Steve Morse........Demonstration of Deep Purple's new range of exclusive Dildos..........

    www.deep-purple.com/how_to_make_money/do_the_crap.html
     
  10. bjr

    bjr Lady of the Evening


    No, it really isn't my concept....I just said it could be percieved as such. I agree that it is quite funny.




    Anyway, I'm still looking for an answer to what I asked...



    What's wrong with it that isn't wrong with endorsing key chains or t shirts?
     
  11. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Bananas Adult Toy
    £10.00

    Cool, but expensive.
     
  12. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Considering the fact that majority of active users on IGT are males, I think it would make better sense to have Flesh-light instead of dildo in the merchandise section.

    Ofcourse, Lord_neo may choose to keep both.
     
  13. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    it can atleast be added in the gift section :p

    No wait, it's already there.. bwahahahaa
     
  14. TheDevil

    TheDevil Ruler of Hell

    Its pretty cool man theres nothing wrong in it.............But Endorsing Dilidos :p:
     
  15. ronnieanand

    ronnieanand n00bier th@n th0u

    If you want a South Parkish reply to it.........

    Eric Cartman: Goddammit :mad: :mad: :mad:
    Stan: It sucks dude
    Kayl: Yeah......It' sucks......
    Kenny: poo poo thoo doood...


     
  16. ronnieanand

    ronnieanand n00bier th@n th0u

    Flesh Light :think: :think: :think: Never heard of it.........I can guess it though :p: ....You can send a mail to DP and they will gladly include it their catalog......Maybe Steve Morse and Ian Gillan find Dildos more impressive.......
     
  17. ronnieanand

    ronnieanand n00bier th@n th0u

    Blackmore is sitting happy with his chick singing 17th Century Songs while the rest of the DP are busy selling Dildos......How about Ian Gillan - Playmate of the Year......
     
  18. the_wizard

    the_wizard Omega == God

    You bastard /stan
     
  19. CrYpTiC_angel

    CrYpTiC_angel Rebelle!

    wait, kenny aint dead!

    or is he... :think:
     
  20. ADULTS ONLY! This unique item, of the "personal massager" variety is very discreet, very yellow and very banana shaped. Designed by Ian Gillan himself. This is one way of taking Deep Purple to bed with you.



    rofl!
     

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