How Cheap can Deep Purple get.............

This is heights.............Deep Puple is selling Dildos in their website as an official Merchandise :annoyed: :annoyed: :annoyed: .......Steve Morse is gay............

They are also including a free new Battery with it.........

https://www.deep-purple.com/shop/

What have they made out of DP..........

 

this is really sick...

 

DP = Double Pen******** maybe?
:insane:

 

Why is it so shocking? What's wrong with it that isn't wrong with endorsing key chains or t shirts?


Endorsing dildoes might also be percieved as an endorsement of celibacy and female s-exual liberation....which is a popular concept these days.

 

^not everything popular is good....

 

which is why I'm asking you to tell me why this is bad?

 

I was thinking it would be purple.

 

So BJR's concept of Female Liberation is Dildos...........

:RollLol:

This is even more funnier than Deep Purple selling Dildos.........

And yeah........you will have Cool Reply to it :beer: :beer: of how Dildos will save the world from World War 3 and Neo should think of an IGT branded Dildo........

 

Deep Purple releases Por.n movie with Paris Hilton and Ian Gillan.......with a guest threesome with Steve Morse.......Gay po.rn with Ian Gillan and Steve Morse........Demonstration of Deep Purple's new range of exclusive Dildos..........

www.deep-purple.com/how_to_make_money/do_the_crap.html

 

No, it really isn't my concept....I just said it could be percieved as such. I agree that it is quite funny.




Anyway, I'm still looking for an answer to what I asked...



What's wrong with it that isn't wrong with endorsing key chains or t shirts?

 

Bananas Adult Toy
£10.00

Cool, but expensive.

 

Considering the fact that majority of active users on IGT are males, I think it would make better sense to have Flesh-light instead of dildo in the merchandise section.

Ofcourse, Lord_neo may choose to keep both.

 

it can atleast be added in the gift section

No wait, it's already there.. bwahahahaa

 

Its pretty cool man theres nothing wrong in it.............But Endorsing Dilidos :

 

If you want a South Parkish reply to it.........

Eric Cartman: Goddammit
Stan: It sucks dude
Kayl: Yeah......It' sucks......
Kenny: poo poo thoo doood...

 

Flesh Light :think: :think: :think: Never heard of it.........I can guess it though : ....You can send a mail to DP and they will gladly include it their catalog......Maybe Steve Morse and Ian Gillan find Dildos more impressive.......

 

Blackmore is sitting happy with his chick singing 17th Century Songs while the rest of the DP are busy selling Dildos......How about Ian Gillan - Playmate of the Year......

 

You bastard /stan

 

wait, kenny aint dead!

or is he... :think:

 

ADULTS ONLY! This unique item, of the "personal massager" variety is very discreet, very yellow and very banana shaped. Designed by Ian Gillan himself. This is one way of taking Deep Purple to bed with you.



rofl!