I came across to 1 of most hilarous lyrics of all time.... Wht can i say... Its a classic... Song: Hotel California Panjabi Version: Karnal-a-fonia On the dark GT highway Pagdi patka in my hair Warm smell of some dhabas Rising up in the air Up ahead in the distance I saw a ttharra joint My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim I must have drunk over a pint There he stood in the drive way I heard his truck helper yell And I was thinking to myself This had to be Devinder Singh Behl Then he belched, and scratched his head And he was on the highway And the other drivers leaning from their truck car doors I thought I heard them say Welcome to the hotel Karnal-a-fonia Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place) Vaddi changi place Massage, manicure, pedicure at Karnal-a-fonia Any kind of ear (any kind of ear) You can clean it here His car's grill was definitely twisted He's got a Maruti-Benz He's got a lot of petty petty MLAs Whom ! he calls friends Dancing bhangra in the courtyard See surdie sweat Some dancer is this Devinder Armpits stinking wet So I told the bell captain I's made a reservation online And he said, oye khoteyya our internet hasnt worked at all Since Y2K - 1999 And still those drivers were calling from the drive way Woke me in the middle of the night I know I heard them say Welcome to the hotel Karnal-a-fonia Itthey karlo rest (itthey karlo rest) Itthey karlo rest Aish karo at the hotel Karnal-a-fonia Kudi umr bais (kudi umr bais) Will serve you nice Daler on the ceiling And on the walls in every guise And waitresses dressed like actresses From flicks of Subhash Ghai's And in the downstairs canteen I sat down for my meal Butter chicken, and sarson da saag Had a shock when they showed me the bill Looking for help I saw Devinder Dancing wildly on the floor I had to find my hostess back Oh where is! this Gurpreet Kaur? Relax said Milkha Singh Play golf with my son Jeev Tu ban gaya Punjab da puttar Now you cant ever leave So here I am, Wasting life at the Hotel Karnal-a-fonia Vaddi changi place (vaddi changi place) Vaddi changi place Converted to member of Hotel Karnal-a-fonia Whoever arrives (whoever arrives) Stays till he dies !!!