Hilarious court hearing quotes

Discussion in 'The ChitChat Lounge' started by d_ist_urb_ed, Mar 21, 2007.

  1. d_ist_urb_ed

    d_ist_urb_ed Genuflect b*tches!

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/13408/What-People-say-in-Court

    Hahaha

    "Q: What is your date of birth?

    A: July fifteen.

    Q: What year?

    A: Every year"

    " Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

    A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

    Q: And why did that upset you?

    A: My name is Susan."

    "Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

    A: Oral."

    Some absolute gems :grin:
     
  2. basit_jaaaani

    basit_jaaaani I'm gUnnin' fer uuu


    the best part
     
  3. NFR

    NFR Nightfire... X Treme

    whats d diff between a pig and a dishonest lawyer? <P> u can learn 2 respect a pig...
     
  4. thehundredthone

    thehundredthone New Member

    ^ And that's a quote from a court hearing? Post in the PJ thread please.
     
  5. Did you know that recently a charter flight carrying a convention of lawyers crashed, killing all the passengers.

    I cried my eyes out.

    There were 2 spare seats.
     

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