https://www.scribd.com/doc/13408/What-People-say-in-Court Hahaha "Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteen. Q: What year? A: Every year" " Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan." "Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral." Some absolute gems :grin:
Did you know that recently a charter flight carrying a convention of lawyers crashed, killing all the passengers. I cried my eyes out. There were 2 spare seats.