Do you wonder On Second thoughts, Did you ever stop and wonder ? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,"I think I'll Squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum." Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me!!!!) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song ABCD and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . . Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride,he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster? YAEH GUYS DO U WONDER !!!!!!!!
Good stuff..... Some things are quite logical, like the elevator thing. I dont know about others but i press it once and thats it. About blind people: If you are born blind then you caould have audio dreams. Milking a cow: They probably tried out a lot of other things, but milk proved to be the most easy to get and relatively healthy (imagination only)
I liked the time and the bathroom thingie,.... p: And the ABCD thing shocked me..... Nice post,.. reps for u Mudit
y did ABCD shok u man ever thot of this... if nothing sticks to teflon, how does teflon stick to the pan? (teflon is the non stick coating of cookware.....nobody answer that....i dont want the answer....:aggre to those of u have watched amelie, in the begining of the movie, thers this part...wher the narrator goes, she likes to wonder about obscure things...like how many people are having an orgasm at that given moment? i wonder about that:think: and end up with funny thots
^^ about the teflon thing ..... it sticks because it is made to stick through an atomic level bonding process called Chemical Vapour Deposition ........ There is also Physical Vapour Deposition .......... if you want to know more PM me ....... @mudit .. nice post .. .... although ... i don't think the ancient people stared at a chickens bum to wait for an egg .. they must have got the egg from the nest separately and later discovered that it came from the bum!!!!!!!
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? That is because if your bread has been in the fridge for quit long!!!! Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? My fridge has light in both. :think: Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? Of course, dreams have no relation with images...it is based on feelings. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Thats a good one Why do the Alphabet song ABCD and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . . i was actually singing hehhe eh
* thru clenched teeth* i had specifically mentioned not to answer that .....tiny mysteries of life....i like them to be mysteries:
man try to place a frozen bread into a toaster jaise hi bread stazrts melting ur toaster will start sparking coz water falls on ELEMENT NEVER TRY That
ooops ... i never knew that keeping things in fridge makes it "frozen" ... ???!!!! guess thats the job of freezer ...
@doc i have seen amili and even i wonder some times how may ppl are having s3x right now!!! hehehhwh Answer: 2351551058 j/k
