haircut..

Discussion in 'Funny Emails, Jokes, SMS's, Videos' started by nandy0894, May 16, 2012.

  1. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    A guy sticks his head round the door of the barbershop and asks, ‘How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, ‘About 2 hours’, ‘OK’ said the guy and left.

    A few days later, the same guy stuck his head round the door and again asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around at the shop and said, ‘About 2-3 hours.’ As before, the guy left.

    A week later, the same guy returns and stucks his head into the shop and asked, ‘How long before I can get a haircut?’ The barber looked around the shop and said, ‘About an hour and a half today Sir.’ True to form the guy walked away.

    However this time the barber turned to his friend and said, ‘Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.’

    A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, ‘So what’s so funny and where does that guy go when he leaves?’

    Bill looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, ‘Your house!
     
  2. rickkkyrich

    rickkkyrich Guest

    :RollLol: :RollLol: :RollLol:
     
  3. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

  4. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    :RollLol:

    Nandy, you married to this barber?
     
  5. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member


    yes!!
    din' you know it?!?
    i thought i sent you a gracious invite!
     
  6. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Whoo hoo!!
    battle begins
     
  7. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    I found it fishy (I mean a woman talking about BDSM!) ... never knew it was genuine until I came across this thread!
    ;-)
     
  8. mymusicmyguitar

    mymusicmyguitar New Member

    Hahaaha..Nice joke!!!!
     
  9. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    hahahaha nice trick to keep the husband away, by asking him only how much time will he take :)
     
    Last edited: May 18, 2012
  10. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    I didn't know this thread was about BDSM n all huh!!
     
  11. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    ^ Not this thread, but Nandy's invite to me was ...
     
  12. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

    no IT WAS NOT..
    and your chances are not that bright too ..
     
  13. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    Alpha1
    now how will u face dis rejection
     
  14. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Which rejection?
    You mean that in spite of her invite, I didn't turn up?


    (Besides, I don't think she would be that great in BDSM, most girls are duds in this)
     
  15. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

    SO u hav categorized all females already ? and what makes you think guys r good in it?
     
  16. arniehawk

    arniehawk New Member

    there's nothin fishy in d invitation

    You may not want to face that you got rejected.
     
  17. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

    Most Guys are also duds, but at least they are interested.
    Now don't ask me how I know this
    ;)
    You didn't see the invitation, and I cannot publish it here - due to breach of trust and confidentiality clauses.
    (and you know these days Indian authorities are being extra strong in policing on the internet)
     
  18. mermaid

    mermaid New Member

     
  19. nandy0894

    nandy0894 New Member

     
  20. alpha1

    alpha1 I BLUES!

     

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